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Offline yamyam1

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New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« on: October 06, 2008, 08:30:30 PM »
a leading Saudi Arabian cleric has declared Mickey Mouse to be an “agent of Satan.”
As such, he has put a fatwa, or death sentence , on the Mouse’s head.

According to the London Telegraph Sheik Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers"
and makes everything it touches impure. He warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry,
and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact lovable. The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy
in Washington DC, said that under Sharia (Islamic law), both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427061,00.html

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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 09:16:44 PM »
They've come up with stupid rules before but this one takes the cake.
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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 09:19:59 PM »
But wait..I thought Micky promoted destroying Israel to "Palestinian" children...

Oh, now I'm really confused! ;D
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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 09:41:42 PM »
Yes, I am familiar with how muslims react to cartoons...

That would be a pretty neat trick though, to kill a cartoon.  For their next trick, I'd like to see the jihadists declare fatwas on other things that don't exist, such as Superman, leprechauns, bigfoot, Santa Claus, the abominable snowman, and smart liberals.

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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2008, 09:01:29 PM »
Yes, I am familiar with how muslims react to cartoons...

That would be a pretty neat trick though, to kill a cartoon.  For their next trick, I'd like to see the jihadists declare fatwas on other things that don't exist, such as Superman, leprechauns, bigfoot, Santa Claus, the abominable snowman, and smart liberals.

And 'moderate' Muslims.
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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2008, 09:08:13 AM »
Oh! This fatwa is a matter of internal quarrel between "MOUSElim" Brotherhood.
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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 09:26:02 AM »
I wonder how they'll react when they see the cockroach in Wall-E

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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 09:53:22 AM »
This is an insane religion. They declare jihad on cartoon characters and inanimate objects.

One of the very first things they ever declared a fatwa on was soap and deodorant.
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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 06:27:45 PM »
This is an insane religion. They declare jihad on cartoon characters and inanimate objects.

One of the very first things they ever declared a fatwa on was soap and deodorant.

That's true. They'll declare fartwa on anything that has to do with basic hygiene.

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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 06:47:51 PM »
What a psychotic cult!
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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2008, 07:34:15 PM »
What a psychotic cult!

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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2008, 09:42:57 PM »
Have they done a fatwa on Bert yet?

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Re: New Fatwa declares Jihad on...... Mickey Mouse
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2008, 09:53:46 PM »
Have they done a fatwa on Bert yet?

No. But they have a poster with him and Osama.



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