An 80 year old woman went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man.
She came home and her daughter said "How was your blind date?"
"Oh, the woman said, I had to slap him 3 times"
her daughter said "was he trying to get fresh with you"
"No, I was trying to wake him up, I thought he had died"....
the moral of the story, hang out with people YOUNGER than you!!!!!!