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Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
« on: October 25, 2008, 06:54:11 PM »
Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters by Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius

As if gaining with female and Catholic voters wasn't enough, Democratic President-to-be Barack Hussein Obama now leads John McCain with 75% of registered dead voters. McCain draws the support of just 15% of corpses, with the remaining 10% are undecided. When numbers are adjusted to from registered to likely dead voters, Obama loses just 2% of the vote.

"This is proof that Obama appeals to people of all ages," said an anonymous Obama spokesperson.

When asked why he supports Obama, dead actor Humphrey Bogart said, "Obama is such an eloquent speaker. He could be an actor."

Deceased James Dean added, "Like me, Obama is a rebel without a cause."

"Sheesh, even with dead Hollywood stars, there is a liberal bias!" complained a McCain/Palin supporter.

Not all dead Hollywood stars are supporting Obama. John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart will be speaking at the Dead Republican Rally on Monday. Rumor has it that Ronald Reagan will be in attendance.

Meanwhile, Obama has also started gaining support amongst fictional characters, animals and imaginary friends.



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Re: Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2008, 07:15:58 PM »
 :::D :::D :::D
Be very CAREFUL of people whose WORDS don't match their ACTIONS.

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Re: Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2008, 07:26:31 PM »
We could use a good laugh... because Nov 4th is getting closer.
If the Leftist Media could anoint a King, Obama would be their man... The self hatered of these evil traitors goes beyond words!

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Re: Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2008, 11:42:16 AM »
I agree about the dead voters, some of the credit card donators were Daffy Duck, and Mickey Mouse too.   Try living in Illinois with most of the state going red, except for Chicago, where the thugs, and the Democratic machine wins by the votes of the Grim Reaper.  Its totally sickening and illegal.  No regard for the Constitution, or the rights of the living who registered to vote. This is how Obama gets his poll numbers up.  The media are helping him because they think they are going to have the Fairness Doctrine implemented so there will be no opposition to the lefts policies.  This will rule out all conservative talk show hosts. A one world government, with a socialist agenda!

Socialism rears its ugly head folks.

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Re: Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2008, 11:52:50 AM »
Try living in New York where a majority of the people are ignorant  8;) and actually do vote for the Democrats.
Be very CAREFUL of people whose WORDS don't match their ACTIONS.