It is now four days and counting to the end of Black History Month. Hallelujah! Thank goodness. After being beaten over the head with every "invention" from the ironing board to the fly swatter to the super soaker water pistol - I kid you not! Every major news station, cable network, and PBS - plus the diversity crazed corporations like MacDonald's has been torturing us with every obscure black "inventor", "activist", "scholar", and "groundbreaker" they could pull out of the collective negroid woodpile. At least a few years ago they had the guy who invented the traffic light (will we ever forget??) - now it turns out that behind every white inventor, explorer, and scientist there is an unsung, hidden black genius! Christopher Columbus had a black navigator, Alexander Graham Bell had a trusty black lab assistant, and Thomas Edison stole the idea for the light bulb from the ancient Egyptians, who we all know, lit up downtown Thebes courtesy of black genius pharaohs. Be prepared everyone - March is National Women's History Month - and June is Gay Awareness Month - when is white, middle-class, straight, I work hard and pay taxes and support lazy people of color month? I want my month, I want my special TV spots, I want my self-esteem stroked, and I want my government program to help me realize my dream!!! Something tels me I'll be here a year from now and nothing will have changed, except maybe that we'll be told that the first man to walk on the moon was really black, but the great white conspiracy kept him in a dark visored helmet so racist society could once again screw the black man out of his glory!