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Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« on: November 19, 2008, 04:40:31 PM »
This is humorous... According to a news report, a doctor of Adolf Hisler revealed to his priest that the Nazi lunatic had only one testicle. I don't know why, but this is humorous to me...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,454744,00.html

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 An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one testicle.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light –- 23 years after Jambor’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are:

"Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler has only got one ball, The other is on the kitchen wall, His mother, the dirty b——r, Chopped it off when he was small."

Hisler is cursed now and forever...

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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 04:43:21 PM »
What is the point to this topic
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 04:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:43:21 PM
What is the point to this topic
I dont know what the 'point' is other than to enjoy making fun of Hisler... If that isn't kosher than I will remove it..


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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2008, 04:46:40 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on November 19, 2008, 04:45:18 PM
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:43:21 PM
What is the point to this topic
I dont know what the 'point' is other than to enjoy making fun of Hisler... If that isn't kosher than I will remove it..


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You posted a topic about the mans Private area like people want to know what is in his pants
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 04:47:56 PM »
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:46:40 PM
Quote from: muman613 on November 19, 2008, 04:45:18 PM
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:43:21 PM
What is the point to this topic
I dont know what the 'point' is other than to enjoy making fun of Hisler... If that isn't kosher than I will remove it..


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You posted a topic about the mans Private area like people want to know what is in his pants

Do you think the title is too suggestive? I could change it... But apparently this has been a rumor for many years but just now, according to the news report on FOX news site, corroboration of this story has been found.
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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2008, 04:51:34 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on November 19, 2008, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:46:40 PM
Quote from: muman613 on November 19, 2008, 04:45:18 PM
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:43:21 PM
What is the point to this topic
I dont know what the 'point' is other than to enjoy making fun of Hisler... If that isn't kosher than I will remove it..


muman613


You posted a topic about the mans Private area like people want to know what is in his pants

Do you think the title is too suggestive? I could change it... But apparently this has been a rumor for many years but just now, according to the news report on FOX news site, corroboration of this story has been found.


It is some what
It is like saying Hitler has one Nut
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2008, 04:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:51:34 PM
Quote from: muman613 on November 19, 2008, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:46:40 PM
Quote from: muman613 on November 19, 2008, 04:45:18 PM
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:43:21 PM
What is the point to this topic
I dont know what the 'point' is other than to enjoy making fun of Hisler... If that isn't kosher than I will remove it..


muman613


You posted a topic about the mans Private area like people want to know what is in his pants

Do you think the title is too suggestive? I could change it... But apparently this has been a rumor for many years but just now, according to the news report on FOX news site, corroboration of this story has been found.


It is some what
It is like saying Hitler has one Nut

Is the title more modest?

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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2008, 04:55:56 PM »
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2008, 04:56:11 PM »
Lighten up Americanhero. It is Jewish Humor   :laugh:  :dance:

You wouldn't understand.
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2008, 04:57:32 PM »
Quote from: Shamgar on November 19, 2008, 04:56:11 PM
Lighten up Americanhero. It is Jewish Humor   :laugh:  :dance:

You wouldn't understand.

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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2008, 05:01:31 PM »
OK Borat, was that supposed to be funny?

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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2008, 05:07:54 PM »
the version I remember kids singing at school was

"Hitler has only got one ball. The other, is in the Albert Hall"

That must have been the London version!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball
"Some areas of the United Kingdom alter the second line to include local buildings. "



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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2008, 07:27:00 PM »
I'm sure the Discovery channel will make this one of their 'investigative specials' come sweeps week.
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2008, 08:00:18 PM »
My father told me years ago that hitler only had one ball.  it's common knowledge.
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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2008, 10:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Shamgar on November 19, 2008, 04:56:11 PM
Lighten up Americanhero. It is Jewish Humor   :laugh:  :dance:

You wouldn't understand.


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Re: Hislers Anatomical Anomoly
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2008, 10:10:25 PM »
Quote from: Americanhero on November 19, 2008, 04:57:32 PM
Quote from: Shamgar on November 19, 2008, 04:56:11 PM
Lighten up Americanhero. It is Jewish Humor   :laugh:  :dance:

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