You might be a taliban if...

[Xoce]

"...You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launchers but can't afford shoes.
...You wipe your hiney with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean."


So joke American troops in Afghanistan.

[New Yorker]

"...You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launchers but can't afford shoes.
...You wipe your hiney with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean."


So joke American troops in Afghanistan.

 

I love our troops, those guys are awesome!

[SW]

   USA!!

[Americanhero1]

You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
You consider television dangerous; but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
You’ve never been asked, ‘Does this burka make my ass look big?
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
A common compliment is, ‘I love what you’ve done with your cave.

[Dan]

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