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Offline Confederate Kahanist

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Check out this hamburger
« on: March 26, 2009, 05:06:17 PM »
Would anyone ever eat this lol?  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090325/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bodacious_burger

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. – Well, at least the salsa is low-cal. The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.
The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!
The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.
The Midwest League team is a Class A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers.
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 05:51:30 PM »
If I will plan a rich dinner with 3 friends, I will order it.  :::D
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 05:57:40 PM »
Steve Martin: "I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A AMBURGER!!!"

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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 06:05:30 PM »
Maybe someone we hate just might choke to death, or get an inoperable cancer, while eating this monsterous burger. I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole...

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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 06:40:10 PM »
wow thats not good for you

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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 09:57:36 PM »
 :o
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 08:03:50 AM »
A special t-shirt!  What a prize!

"I ate a 4 lb., 4800 calorie, artery clogging burger and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 09:11:23 AM »
I would. I would give ANYTHING to have a NICE BIG burger like THAT!
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 10:49:43 AM »
I would. I would give ANYTHING to have a NICE BIG burger like THAT!

go over to michigan, pay 20$, and you got it.  You can probably cut it in 6 pieces and be fed for days.

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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 11:46:02 AM »
If anyone wants a good laugh, that Steve Martin video about hamburgers is good... :laugh:
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 11:47:03 AM »
Me so hungry............

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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 11:57:26 AM »
Looks tasty... but I am very sure I would need help to eat it  ;D

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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 12:24:56 PM »
As I have said before... if it was Kosher and it had no cheese or bacon maybe I would even consider this. But this is certainly not kosher...

You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2009, 02:40:34 PM »
As I have said before... if it was Kosher and it had no cheese or bacon maybe I would even consider this. But this is certainly not kosher...



no cheese and turkey bacon and you got it.

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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2009, 03:23:35 PM »
I would. I would give ANYTHING to have a NICE BIG burger like THAT!

I don't think it's Kosher at all.
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Re: Check out this hamburger
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2009, 04:11:48 PM »
I would. I would give ANYTHING to have a NICE BIG burger like THAT!

I don't think it's Kosher at all.

I think somebody could probably make one that was. They would just have to make some substitutions. It might be fun to make a huge burger like that and serve it as a family dinner cut into portions.