Author Topic: Koran in a different light (Read 2858 times)

Vito · « **on:** April 01, 2009, 09:32:20 AM »

I've been studying the Koran for a while now. I must say, it's really not as bad as I thought it was. I've been befriending some Muslims lately that truly are peaceful people and they have even brought me to their mosque once. The people there were fantastic! Of course I'm not trying to overshadow the evil terrorists, but I think there is more to Islam than what we perceive it as.

syyuge · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:51:06 AM »

Quran absorbs all different lights and emits dark light.

Their seemingly goodwill is a very old tactics, which always works in their favor. They lay the traps meticulously and wait patiently till they become a majority. Once a majority, they turn in to the monsters of Sudan, Somalia, Afghan, Papistan666, Chechen, Mindenao, Kosovo, Albania, Arab, Libya, Syria and what not.

HiWarp · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:55:50 AM »

Nice try Vito. April fool's!!!

mord · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:57:25 AM »

Quote from: HiWarp on April 01, 2009, 09:55:50 AM

Nice try Vito. April fool's!!!

Vito · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:48:35 AM »

Damn it HiWarp! At least I got syyuge - suckerrrrrrr

Ulli · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:56:51 AM »

Ha Ha ha

bullseye!

First I really thought: "What the hell" --- ha ha ha

Rubystars · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2009, 11:29:27 AM »

I like how you wrote it out just like someone would who was serious.

Xoce · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:34:05 PM »

Vito, you are no good.

muman613 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:35:02 PM »

It scared the shnizzle out of me...

syyuge · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:35:14 PM »

Quote from: Vito on April 01, 2009, 09:32:20 AM

I've been studying the Koran for a while now. I must say, it's really not as bad as I thought it was. I've been befriending some Muslims lately that truly are peaceful people and they have even brought me to their mosque once. The people there were fantastic! Of course I'm not trying to overshadow the evil terrorists, but I think there is more to Islam than what we perceive it as.

Quote from: syyuge on April 01, 2009, 09:51:06 AM

Quran absorbs all different lights and emits dark light.

Their seemingly goodwill is a very old tactics, which always works in their favor. They lay the traps meticulously and wait patiently till they become a majority. Once a majority, they turn in to the monsters of Sudan, Somalia, Afghan, Papistan666, Chechen, Mindenao, Kosovo, Albania, Arab, Libya, Syria and what not.

Quote from: HiWarp on April 01, 2009, 09:55:50 AM

Nice try Vito. April fool's!!!

Quote from: mord on April 01, 2009, 09:57:25 AM

Quote from: HiWarp on April 01, 2009, 09:55:50 AM
Nice try Vito. April fool's!!!

Quote from: Vito on April 01, 2009, 10:48:35 AM

Damn it HiWarp! At least I got syyuge - suckerrrrrrr

Quote from: Pheasant on April 01, 2009, 10:56:51 AM

Ha Ha ha bullseye!

First I really thought: "What the hell" --- ha ha ha

Quote from: Rubystars on April 01, 2009, 11:29:27 AM

I like how you wrote it out just like someone would who was serious.

During the day time when my car servicing man showed me the bills, I told him not to show the charges applicable on the First April. He too laughed heartily over it and I thought that it was the end of the matter.

Now it is deep night here but the world awakes and keeps laughing over the First Aprils. I accompany you...

muman613 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:36:22 PM »

Quote from: syyuge on April 01, 2009, 12:35:14 PM

<snip>

During the day time when my car servicing man showed me the bills, I told him not to show the charges applicable on the First April. He too laughed heartily over it and I thought that it was the end of the matter.

Now it is deep night here but the world awakes and keeps laughing over the First Aprils. I accompany you...

syyugge!?!

Why all the quotes in that message?

syyuge · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:47:36 PM »

Quote from: muman613 on April 01, 2009, 12:36:22 PM

Quote from: syyuge on April 01, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
<snip>

During the day time when my car servicing man showed me the bills, I told him not to show the charges applicable on the First April. He too laughed heartily over it and I thought that it was the end of the matter.

Now it is deep night here but the world awakes and keeps laughing over the First Aprils. I accompany you...

syyugge!?!

Why all the quotes in that message?

BTW it was for the first time that I became a First April. Otherwise I always used to be on the other side of the fence. I quoted them all because I too wanted to be on their side and laugh at myself.

Vito · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:53:08 PM »

Quote from: muman613 on April 01, 2009, 12:35:02 PM

It scared the shnizzle out of me...

Oooo two guys took the bait, hah!

syyuge · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Vito on April 01, 2009, 12:53:08 PM

Quote from: muman613 on April 01, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
It scared the shnizzle out of me...

Oooo two guys took the bait, hah!

Trapped in Illuminati plan.

Zelhar · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:22:48 PM »

Alchamdulillah, Islam is the light.

Dr. Dan · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:26:27 PM »

you def fooled me..

Xoce · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:28:47 PM »

speaking of islam/april fools...
my acquaintance/friend's new status is "praying 5 times a day" and she's wearing a burka-ish thing in her profile picture. she's also changed her religion to "muslim"
she's studied arabic for 6 years and has lived in egypt/syria. but she's never acted muslim before, and frankly I've had some chats with her where we bashed the "religion" and how muslim males in particular had a significant problem, and we joked about various ways which their problem of aggression and craziness could be ameliorated.
but back to the point, should I comment "april fools!" or should i let it go? Do you think she is serious?
Lol maybe she found herself an arabic "prince" Lol!!!
BTW she's American, and white.

✡ Hindu Zionist ॐ · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:34:06 PM »

i was about to reply like syyuge until i noticed hiwarps post.. well today my friends were not able to fool me, but this definitely did!

syyuge · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:50:38 PM »

Quote from: ✡ Hindu Zionist ॐ on April 01, 2009, 02:34:06 PM

i was about to reply like syyuge until i noticed hiwarps post.. well today my friends were not able to fool me, but this definitely did!

Thanx, you kept the flag afloat against the onslaught of Illuminati.

✡ Hindu Zionist ॐ · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:08:59 PM »

Quote from: syyuge on April 01, 2009, 02:50:38 PM

Quote from: ✡ Hindu Zionist ॐ on April 01, 2009, 02:34:06 PM
i was about to reply like syyuge until i noticed hiwarps post.. well today my friends were not able to fool me, but this definitely did!

Thanx, you kept the flag afloat against the onslaught of Illuminati.

CorrieDeservedIt · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:38:55 PM »

I thought the only sane place on the net went nuts for a second

Xoce · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:34:19 PM »

Quote from: Dan ben Noah on April 01, 2009, 08:20:12 PM

Quote from: Vito on April 01, 2009, 10:48:35 AM
Damn it HiWarp! At least I got syyuge - suckerrrrrrr

HiWarp is experienced in the ways of April Fools:

http://jtf.org/forum_english/index.php/topic,19039.0.html

JTF is filled with pranksters...

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #22 on:** April 02, 2009, 02:27:43 AM »

Yeah, I've been studying the Koran too, and have concluded that it fails at its intended purpose. The pages are much too scratchy, and irritate my backside too much when I clean myself with them after a bowel movement.

Rubystars · « **Reply #23 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:09:37 AM »

Quote from: Serb Avenger on April 02, 2009, 02:27:43 AM

Yeah, I've been studying the Koran too, and have concluded that it fails at its intended purpose. The pages are much too scratchy, and irritate my backside too much when I clean myself with them after a bowel movement.

You must not be using Double Quilted Quran.

Xoce · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2009, 08:36:07 AM »

Quote from: Rubystars on April 02, 2009, 04:09:37 AM

Quote from: Serb Avenger on April 02, 2009, 02:27:43 AM
Yeah, I've been studying the Koran too, and have concluded that it fails at its intended purpose. The pages are much too scratchy, and irritate my backside too much when I clean myself with them after a bowel movement.

You must not be using Double Quilted Quran.

And if anyone cares, my friend I wrote about earlier was joking. But had fooled many of her muslim friends who wrote their congratulations and 'mabrook' all over her facebook wall.