Dear JTFers,
Please resist and boycott the evil model/actress Michelle Nunes, yimach schma vezichra--may the name of the wicked rot. In case you do not know who this person is, she is the actress featured on the current BlackBerry Storm cellphone commercials (she repeatedly touches the inside of the TV screen with the tip of her finger, causing new things to come out of it each time). Normally I would post a link, or at least a pic, of the evil person I am denouncing, but in this case I am not, intentionally. She is unfortunately very beautiful, and has used all of this gift for wicked purposes. Please do not look her up on your own; it is not worth it. A very quick Google search will turn up several borderline pornographic pics of her (I am certain that actual porn of her does exist, but I did not look for it). Women like Nunes are IEDs for mens' (and a few womens') souls. I frankly do not care what her political views are, or even what her view on Israel is (though we can be sure it is not good). I wouldn't care if she donated 100% of her earnings to JTF. Her actions show that she is a venomous menace to society--a true black mamba of a woman.
I urge you all to boycott any program or form of media that features this disgusting harlot, and also to contact Research in Motion, Ltd. (the parent company of BlackBerry) and register your displeasure at the use of this vile sleazeball as an official spokesmodel. They are headquartered in Ontario, Canada. This is the official phone number for the main office:
(519) 888-7465
SerbAvenger