Author Topic: Next Saturday is HELP A muslim Commit Suicide Day. (Read 2697 times)

HuntingMuslims · « **on:** June 29, 2009, 02:11:38 PM »

Don't forget to mark your calenders.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a radical Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not radical Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-radical
Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.

God bless America !

IsraeliGovtAreKapos · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:18:24 PM »

I guess it's a joke?

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:33:03 PM »

It is a joke of sorts.

IsraeliGovtAreKapos · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:47:57 PM »

Anyways a kinda good one

Lisa · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:49:49 PM »

Good one!

Rubystars · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:56:16 PM »

The sad thing is the real Muslim terrorists would probably be out chugging beer and enjoying the view because they would be about to commit suicide in a terrorist attack anyway

Lisa · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:16:03 PM »

Right you are, Rubystars. That's what the 9/11 hijackers did before killing our people.

muman613 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:00:42 PM »

Please remember that a religious Jew is not allowed to view the nakedness of anyone but his own wife...

This sounds stupid to me... What kind of idiot would promote this kind of perversion?

I guess I should eat pork because muslims don't eat it... You realize this logic is flawed!

syyuge · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:01:24 PM »

Please don't get fooled by muslamic propaganda:

The real statement is "As you may already know, it is a sin for a radical Muslim male to see any MUSLAMIC woman other than his wife naked."

So please do not allow the radical Muslim males to enjoy any situation before they reach to their hell.

TheCoon · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:12:02 PM »

Muslim men are pretty much allowed to do whatever they want to non-muslim women according to the Koran.

syyuge · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:20:36 PM »

Quote from: thunderbolt on June 29, 2009, 04:12:02 PM

Muslim men are pretty much allowed to do whatever they want to non-muslim women according to the Koran.

Actually they invariably consider all non-muslamic women as whor..s. However they may not admit it publicly, out of their fear of being eliminated completely.

Ulli · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2009, 05:16:02 PM »

Quote from: muman613 on June 29, 2009, 04:00:42 PM

Please remember that a religious Jew is not allowed to view the nakedness of anyone but his own wife...

This sounds stupid to me... What kind of idiot would promote this kind of perversion?

I guess I should eat pork because muslims don't eat it... You realize this logic is flawed!

I am with you Muman.

HuntingMuslims · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2009, 06:06:37 PM »

Quote from: muman613 on June 29, 2009, 04:00:42 PM

Please remember that a religious Jew is not allowed to view the nakedness of anyone but his own wife...

This sounds stupid to me... What kind of idiot would promote this kind of perversion?

I guess I should eat pork because muslims don't eat it... You realize this logic is flawed!

You do realize this was meant to be a joke.

arksis · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:39:03 PM »

Quote from: HuntingMuslims on June 29, 2009, 02:11:38 PM

Don't forget to mark your calenders.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a radical Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not radical Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-radical
Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.

G-d bless America !

LOL Great joke! Sorry so many didn't see it that way, what a serious group this can be at times!

nessuno · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:29:56 AM »

Quote from: HuntingMuslims on June 29, 2009, 06:06:37 PM

Quote from: muman613 on June 29, 2009, 04:00:42 PM
Please remember that a religious Jew is not allowed to view the nakedness of anyone but his own wife...

This sounds stupid to me... What kind of idiot would promote this kind of perversion?

I guess I should eat pork because muslims don't eat it... You realize this logic is flawed!

You do realize this was meant to be a joke.

It is quite obvious that it was meant to be a joke.
It was very funny.

You would have to lock yourself in a room not to see perversion of some sort on a daily basis. People have to have some self control.

syyuge · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:54:02 AM »

I too was joking, but the matter is real.

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:02:29 AM »

nobody would really do that ...it is a joke but gives a (measure of satisfaction) to know it would really enrage muslims if they saw nudity.
Sometimes people think of ways to get vengance on the muslims even if it's in a joke. Many people are still enraged about 9/11 and how the muslim world got away with it.
I have heard jokes about nude flight attendants to stop terrorists.
There are many jokes out there, some are funny and some are just 'statements ' through jokes.

Shalom - Dox

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:23:49 PM »

Can we haved National Throw Moolian out the window day too?

syyuge · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2009, 01:23:23 PM »

You mean something like throwing muslamics in the events of discus throw.

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2009, 01:46:14 PM »

I am so sick of muslims. Stupid barbarians!