Fruit writes: "...Liberation beckons - it is a 200 foot drop..."
DON'T DO IT, FRUIT!
THIS GUY I KNOW JUMPED OFF OF A 250 FOOT CLIFF!
SUDDENLY, HE REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS; REALIZING HE WAS IN A HOSPITAL BED WITH DRIPPY TUBES JAMMED UP HIS ARETHA AND OTHER HOLES!
HE WANTED TO MOVE, BUT COULDN'T!
OPENING HIS EYES, HE SAW HIS ROOM FULL OF NEGRO NURSES AND NEGRO ORDERLYS...ALL OF WHOM SHUFFLING AROUND THE ROOM WITH NEEDLES AND SHARP THINGS IN THEIR HANDS!
HE WAS ONLY SEMI-CONSCIOUS, BUT STILL ABLE TO HEAR LOTS OF SNICKERING AND "MONKEY-CHATTER" NOISES...INTERSPERSED EVERY FEW SECONDS WITH WHAT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEBODY SAYING "WHITEY"..."WHITER SHADE OF PALE!"...WHERE'S JANE, TARZAN!"..."WE BE GWINE HAV' 'SUM FUN WIF DIF VEGTABLE!".
FOOTSTEPS APPROACHED FROM DOWN THE HALL...
AT LAST!...THE DOCTOR!
JUST AS HE GATHERED UP EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY TO GET READY TO BEG THE DOCTOR TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE....
THE DOCTOR ENTERED. ONLY THIS WAS NO DOCTOR LIKE HE'D KNOWN BEFORE IN THE HEALTH SERVICES...HE WAS DRESSED IN A LONG DASHIKI ROBE...ONE LOOKING LIKE IT HAD NEVER EVER BEEN CLEANED...THE DOCTOR PAUSED, SET HIS CHART DOWN ON THE FOOT OF THE BED, AND SET ABOUT REMOVING A HUGE, LARGE, DISK THE SIZE OF A SAUCER FROM HIS LOWER LIP!
AFTER LOTS OF LIP-SMACKING NOISES, THE "DOCTOR" REACHED UP, AND BEGAN TUGGING ON A LARGE 3/4" DIAMETER PLUG OF WOOD PENETRATING STRAIGHT THROUGH BOTH OF HIS ENORMOUS HIPPOPOTAMOUS-SIZED NOSTRILS!
ONE NURSE CHATTERED "...DOCK'UH....HE BE OH-KAY?"
THE DOCTOR:
"DEES EES A MEDUCUH MIRACUH...HEES BRANE EES OWNLEE SLITELEE DAM'AGE...REST O' HEEM NEVA' GON'NA MOOV' A'GIN!"..."HEE HEE HEE!"....."CHEE HEE HEE!"