Space exploration and why were doomed to failure

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      http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/jewsinspace.html

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    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/jewsinspace.html

From the Tower of Babel to Shuttle Demise: G-d Doesn't Want Jews Anywhere Near His Home
Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick


The Jews have done it to us again, my friends.  It wasn’t enough for them to kill the Lord Jesus Christ, try to murder the apostle Paul and cause the Great Depression with their takeover of the world’s financial institutions.  Now, they have hurt our economy by inducing G-d to destroy not one, but two space shuttles.  Ignoring the loss of a few non-noteworthy people like a Hindu, G-d’s latest shuttle crash has cost taxpayers millions of dollars.  And all because those power-hungry heathens once again tried to get one of their kind into Heaven, probably to futilely try to negotiate some kind of financial arrangement for a price of admission to Heaven despite their continued persecution of G-d’s only Son.

Contrary to what the liberal media and communist do-gooders claim, there are no accidents.  Everything happens for a reason.   We often don’t know why G-d strikes people with cancer, blindness and impotence because no one can know all the sins in the background of even his closest relatives.  But we know there is a smorgasbord of medical maladies G-d has at his disposal to strike down depraved individuals (Luke 1:20; Exodus 4:1).  And we know G-d frequently kills off whole hordes of sinners in one fell swoop with so-called “disasters.”  Before the advent of modern technology, G-d’s mass slaughter was limited to what secular, a/k/a Satanic, scientists call “natural phenomena” – floods, tornadoes, earthquakes and the like (Jeremiah 30:23; Isaiah 13:13; 40:24; Psalms 18:7).  But as humans have defied G-d’s law and invested billions of dollars in research and development, inspired by the devil, himself, G-d now has weapons in his arsenal that our ancestors couldn’t even have dreamed of.  You would think we had learned our lesson after 9/11.  Inspired by the Holy Spirit, Brothers Falwell and Robertson explained that G-d sent commercial planes hurling into the World Trade Center to punish America for our tolerance of feminists (i.e., abortionists) and homosexuals.  But we just didn’t get it and brazenly sent yet another of the Jews on their quest to Heaven.  We all know the result.  NASA can search the fields of Nacogdoches, Texas until the cows there are sent to slaughter.  But they’ll never find the lightning bolt that struck those tiles.

This wasn’t the first or even the second time Jews have tried to make their way into Heaven.  It’s happened three times, with disastrous consequences on each occasion.  Not long after plunging mankind from Eden to Earth, G-d recognized the obvious: wherever two or more Jews are gathered, trouble is imminent.  The Jews began their quest to dominate not just the world but Heaven, itself, nearly 6,000 years ago.  They began building the giant Tower of Babel as a drawbridge by which they could reach and conquer Heaven.  G-d decided then and there that the only way to squelch the inherently aggressive Jews was to prevent each of them from uniting with their overzealous comrades, so he scattered them throughout the Earth and confounded their language so they could no longer plan and plot their coups (Genesis 11:1-9).  But that didn’t stop Hebrew aggression.  They persecuted and killed prophets (Matthew 23:21; Acts 7:51-52), eventually murdering G-d’s own Son (Matthew 27:25; John 19:7-15; Acts 3:14-15; 5:30).  Then, they went after the apostles who hid from the Jews in fear of their lives (John 20:19).  More than once, they put out a hit on Paul (Acts 14:2-5, 17:5, 21:27, 23:12-15; 26:21).

Fortunately, they failed to destroy the One True Religion or to make their pagan worship the law of the land.  And they never regained the power that motivated their conquest of Heaven, that is, until we – Americans – returned the power to them.  Because of some misunderstanding they had with the Germans, the Jews demanded their own nation.  So we gave them a worthless plot of sand way out near Africa, foolishly thinking they would be too far away to annoy us.  They immediately expanded the size of their land, killing off some Muslims in the process for public relations purposes.  But Jews know no borders.  They insisted on establishing a presence everywhere, eventually taking over every profitable industry in the world.  But even controlling Wall Street, Hollywood and the Human Rights Campaign wasn’t enough for the Jews.  So they set their sights once again on Heaven.

In 1986, Judith Resnik, both a Christ-killer and a woman – a double whammy – somehow managed to buy her way on board the space shuttle, Challenger.  G-d wasn’t about to face another Babel-like episode and sent that craft hurtling back to Earth before it had even left the atmosphere.  Still not learning our lesson, just weeks ago, we allowed not just a Jew but an Israeli astronaut on board Columbia.  This time, G-d let the astronauts have their fun, reaching space, floating around the air and consuming Tang and toothpaste protein.  But he inevitably struck that craft before it could make its way back home.  The destruction of these shuttles should have been clear signs that G-d doesn’t want us letting Jews get any higher in the air than Mount Sinai.  But we probably still haven’t learned our lesson. Perhaps G-d should have crashed that shuttle into Ground Zero in New York, spewing metal into the corned beef of every deli in the area.

Paul tells us that because the Jews are displeasing to the Father and contrary to all men, G-d's wrath will be on the them to the greatest degree (1 Thessalonians 2:14-16). Frankly, I'd rather take care of the trouble now and spare G-d the burden. With the End Times right around the corner, I, for one, want to spend my last remaining days in peace without worrying about some yarmulke flying through my kitchen window.  Our Godly President needs to ignore the U.N. figureheads and attack the Middle East now, wiping out not just Iraq but every nation in the region, sending John Glenn to plant the American flag in the center of the rubble and declaring the whole area prime American beach-front real estate, with easements for oil wells.

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[mord]

WIth all this guys talk of other people going to hell, it's not something I like saying, but I think he has earned his own place there.

I THINK HE'S TRYING TRYING TO DO A SPOOF ON THE CI

[ftf]

Sorry to seam uneducated, but what is the "CI"?

[mord]

Sorry to seam uneducated, but what is the "CI"?

CHRISTIAN IDENTITY it's a group mocked by all Christians that beleives Nordics are the true Jews and Jews Blacks and all others are satans spawn.They have very few members and are shunned by all Christians.They have ties to neo nazi groups.

[Fruit of thy loins]

From the Tower of Babel to Shuttle Demise: G-d Doesn't Want Jews Anywhere Near His Home

G-d is an Anglo-Saxon?   

[Nic Brookes]

This is one good website...

[ftf]

This is one good website...

You mean one good page, most of the stuff I've seen on that site is manure.

[mord]

From the Tower of Babel to Shuttle Demise: G-d Doesn't Want Jews Anywhere Near His Home

G-d is an Anglo-Saxon?   

  aren'nt you a Scot Keltic

[MassuhDGoodName]

Whether or not that website is a satire (and I hope that it is   ), the owners and designers are clearly insane!  

[mord]

It's satire

[ftf]

It's satire

Are you sure?

[mord]

It's satire

Are you sure?

:DYes i tricked some people on 2 other forums as well  here they have a fake radio show where the 'Pastor' debates a black atheist.It says podcast  but push the button you can hear it fine just turn on your speakers it gets funny after about  3 minutes 

http://infidelguy.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=177565