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Allen-T

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Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« on: April 13, 2007, 05:12:54 PM »
MassahDGoodName's posts are always very amusing, and I am still giggling over Sarah's jumping behind the couch remark. Whatcha think?

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 05:16:02 PM »
Probably Sarah, jumping behind the couch was pretty funny.

On the topic of wit, I think I'm close to being the least witty person on the forum.

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 05:36:11 PM »
Scriabin.  He's also the most handsome.

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2007, 05:48:25 PM »
Wow i make the list! I'm honoured ;D

I'm not at all witty but i can be menancingly sarcastic at times :o :P. Everyone has a different sense of humour and a lighter jokier side. Or people consider different things to be funny. Whenever Yacov says anything dead serious, or a comes out right with a joke short and snappy, it cracks me up. Because i just can't imagine him saying it. Allen-T you always catch people back with your replies which i  find funny......"Fruit is black 8)" being one of them :D. But i think Massuh is the funniest person ever. Not only does he crack you up with side splitting jokes-that are actually original. He creates stories out of them. Massuh you're the King of Comedy. ;D

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 05:55:31 PM »
I like the nice young man named Sarah he's quite witty Fruit is also very witty
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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2007, 05:56:26 PM »
I've actually just changed my mind, the wittiest poster is mord.

Allen-T

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2007, 06:15:03 PM »
I should add that I tend to only visit 2 sections of the forum and there may be others I overlooked only because of this :-[.  And I guess by witty I meant funny in the general sense.

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 06:16:25 PM »
Probably Sarah, jumping behind the couch was pretty funny.

On the topic of wit, I think I'm close to being the least witty person on the forum.

There is something about the image of someone doing that in that set of circumstances that is hilarious!

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2007, 06:16:32 PM »
Massuh...big drop...followed by Chaimfan, followed closely by Fruit.
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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2007, 06:18:49 PM »
MassahDGoodName:  " Re:  "...I can't stand how "Hollywood" couples are always getting married and divorced.  They have no respect for the institution of marriage..."

Question:
-Why are actors and actresses always assuming so many different characters on film and on stage?

Answer:
-Because none of them have any character of their own!" 

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2007, 06:27:43 PM »
MassahDGoodName:  " Re:  "...I can't stand how "Hollywood" couples are always getting married and divorced.  They have no respect for the institution of marriage..."

Question:
-Why are actors and actresses always assuming so many different characters on film and on stage?

Answer:
-Because none of them have any character of their own!" 

That is seemingly true and witty at the same time. The making of a genius comedian.




Check out TONY BLAIR, trying to be funny. Yes, the real Tony.


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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2007, 06:35:37 PM »
I like the nice young man named Sarah


Oh no!   ???
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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 06:38:23 PM »
Its a Joke Fruit and don't start saying i'm pakistani either. :P

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 07:20:27 PM »
MassahDGoodName's posts are always very amusing, and I am still giggling over Sarah's jumping behind the couch remark. Whatcha think?

come on, everyone knows that it's mwa...dannycookie57!!
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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2007, 07:22:01 PM »
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Oh no
Sarah is dyeing her hair blonde ;D
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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2007, 04:37:53 AM »
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Oh no
Sarah is dyeing her hair blonde ;D

I was thinking, more of a neon green :o :o :o

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2007, 10:41:16 AM »
you left out fjack.


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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2007, 11:54:41 AM »
Fjack isn't around much...

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2007, 12:09:04 PM »
Chaimfan, I'd def put you on the list too. lol

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2007, 02:39:28 PM »
nooo i r teh witteh!!1!

Seriously, though, the reason why I chose Massuh was because he is astoundingly funny yet can turn serious and write very intelligent posts (not that his humorous ones aren't), all with the flick of a switch.

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2007, 02:45:02 PM »
yes I agree...the best is when you can't quite tell the difference for a minute as to whether is a serious post or humorous.

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2007, 03:04:39 PM »
Chaimfan, I'd def put you on the list too. lol
Aww shucks.  :-[ ;) Thanks.

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2007, 05:16:18 PM »
yes that look is very popular in California...

Like someone smacked them across the face with a tacklebox.

I think the roots of these extensive piercings are in homo-queer culture

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2007, 06:56:30 PM »
Luckily I don't see people with many piercings

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Re: Who is the wittiest poster on this forum?
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2007, 09:41:54 AM »
yes that look is very popular in California...

Like someone smacked them across the face with a tacklebox.

I think the roots of these extensive piercings are in homo-queer culture

"smacked them across the face with a tacklebox" is now adopted into my daily vernacular, if you don't mind? ;D