Do I need to check myself into a hospital?

[Mishmaat]

At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.

What is this? Do others suffer like I do?

[Lisa]

Is this post serious?

Are you in a position to move to a better neighborhood? 

How about not watching television?  Are you skilled in the martial arts? 

[Cato]

At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.

What is this? Do others suffer like I do?

I can only see one mistake. Your semi-automatic should be loaded. Never point an unloaded weapon at anyone.

[4International]

Brother Mishmaat,

It's a very common but perfectly understandable medical condition brought on in most cases by the onset of ear-drum-splitting rap-noise blasting at 150 decibels out of pimped-up schvartza-mobiles while driving through black neighborhoods.

There are interchangeable scientific names for the condition:

"zoophobia" and "negrophobia" 

[Americanhero1]

Buy knives and rig  the windows

[mord]

WOW

[Americanhero1]

Get a dark dark tan and start  talking linke [censored]

[ProudAndZionist]

A good pistol would be enough. White Israelite is selling one of his pistols, he is an expert, ask him.

[mord]

At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.

What is this? Do others suffer like I do?

I can only see one mistake. Your semi-automatic should be loaded. Never point an unloaded weapon at anyone.

True don't carry an unloaded firearm

[4International]

Get a dark dark tan and start  talking like schvartzas

 

[The One and Only Mo]

Do you own fried chicken, grape soda, rap cd's, or have a white girlfriend? Were your relatives a part of the slave trading/cotton "business"?

[HiWarp]

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE PTSD, did something happen, some sort of trauma? this would explain it.

I highly recommend moving...

At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.

What is this? Do others suffer like I do?

Yeah, Barack Obama was elected president.

[Mishmaat]

Is this post serious?

I was being facetious, to some extent. I hope that people find humor in my dumb crap.

Are you in a position to move to a better neighborhood? 

I live in a mostly white suburb in Long Island, thank God.

How about not watching television?  Are you skilled in the martial arts? 

Whenever I try to watch television I just end up channel surfing. It's not because I have a short attention span. It's just because the majority of the programs on TV are crap. Not to mention that the NAACP got their quotas in and shvartze degenerates are all over the television.

Unfortunately, I'm not skilled in the martial arts. I think I could handle myself well in a fight though if push came to shove.

[Mishmaat]

Brother Mishmaat,

It's a very common but perfectly understandable medical condition brought on in most cases by the onset of ear-drum-splitting rap-noise blasting at 150 decibels out of pimped-up schvartza-mobiles while driving through black neighborhoods.

There are interchangeable scientific names for the condition:

"zoophobia" and "negrophobia" 

Quite true, 4International. Great post! 

[Americanhero1]

No it is not funny at all
how dare you

[Moshe92]

[Americanhero1]

Yes you are.

[Mishmaat]

Do you own fried chicken, grape soda, rap cd's, or have a white girlfriend?

Man, you're trying too hard.

Only because I'm bored I'll entertain your questions.

I don't "own" fried chicken. Or a fried chicken restaurant, if that's what you meant. I do like it though.

I actually had a glass of grape soda mixed with some vodka last night. It's a recession so I'm counting my pennies and buying cheap stuff. I really prefer Kedem's grape juice. Shvartze's prefer either grape drink or grape Kool Aid.

If by "white" you mean Caucasian, than yes I do have a white girlfriend. She's a Sephardic Jew with a slightly dark complexion. Almost tan, but white regardless. Mo, I'm only attracted to white, Asian and, to some degree, Hispanic women. Most black women are very unattractive. They tend to resemble apes or monkeys.

Were your relatives a part of the slave trading/cotton "business"?

How many Jews were involved in the slave trade? Jews are good businessman. We'd want slaves that actually work.

[Mishmaat]

Eff that kid.

By the way, congrats Moshe! You've got over 1,000 posts!

[nopeaceforland]

Mishmaat: I understand completely. I work in an all shvug area. I try to "educate" these animals, but until the world sees that, there is no "educating" these morons, we'll all be in deep trouble! I don't have a "phobia" mind you, but I just can't stand these anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-American pieces of drek! I hope to work in an all-White area someday. At least I can make a difference there!

[Moshe92]

Eff that kid.

By the way, congrats Moshe! You've got over 1,000 posts!

Thanks. It took me 11 months to get to 1,000 posts.

[Americanhero1]

Is this post serious?

I was being facetious, to some extent. I hope that people find humor in my dumb crap.

Are you in a position to move to a better neighborhood? 

I live in a mostly white suburb in Long Island, thank G-d.

How about not watching television?  Are you skilled in the martial arts? 

Whenever I try to watch television I just end up channel surfing. It's not because I have a short attention span. It's just because the majority of the programs on TV are crap. Not to mention that the NAACP got their quotas in and shvartze degenerates are all over the television.

Unfortunately, I'm not skilled in the martial arts. I think I could handle myself well in a fight though if push came to shove.

Wanna fight?

[Mishmaat]

Mishmaat: I understand completely. I work in an all shvug area. I try to "educate" these animals, but until the world sees that, there is no "educating" these morons, we'll all be in deep trouble! I don't have a "phobia" mind you, but I just can't stand these anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-American pieces of drek! I hope to work in an all-White area someday. At least I can make a difference there!

I said earlier that I was joking to a degree. This thread was actually inspired, not by alcohol, but by a situation at my day job. I want to be a professional writer. I work in the journalism field, but as an editor. Lately, I've been on assignment working with beat reporters and assisting them with their articles by helping them collect information. We're constantly in shvartze neighborhoods. I'm not necessarily scared of these people. I just think they're disgusting animals.

[nopeaceforland]

Mishmaat: I understand completely. I work in an all shvug area. I try to "educate" these animals, but until the world sees that, there is no "educating" these morons, we'll all be in deep trouble! I don't have a "phobia" mind you, but I just can't stand these anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-American pieces of drek! I hope to work in an all-White area someday. At least I can make a difference there!

I said earlier that I was joking to a degree. This thread was actually inspired, not by alcohol, but by a situation at my day job. I want to be a professional writer. I work in the journalism field, but as an editor. Lately, I've been on assignment working with beat reporters and assisting them with their articles by helping them collect information. We're constantly in shvartze neighborhoods. I'm not necessarily scared of these people. I just think they're disgusting animals.

I knew you were kidding, but everyone's throwing "phobia" around, I just wanted to express my thoughts. I mean who would possibly be afraid of these beasts?!

[Mishmaat]

Wanna fight?

Oh no. No, no, no.

I'm at an age where violence is really a last resort.

Plus, I don't think I'd make it out alive against you. I'd really be in a hospital because of the multiple stab wounds and other injuries.

I'm not messing with you brother.