Author Topic: Third World Story (just for fun) (Read 17603 times)

VladTheImpaler · « **Reply #25 on:** November 24, 2009, 03:54:17 PM »

His friends shared his views.
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/gallery/devrx/revenge17.jpg

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #26 on:** November 24, 2009, 04:12:42 PM »

Can we get back to the story please?

That is a very healthy female specimen of a naked mole rat, btw.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #27 on:** November 24, 2009, 05:23:01 PM »

Scientists cocluded that the naked mole rat looked better than most Muslims.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #28 on:** November 24, 2009, 05:53:46 PM »

The jungle apes who were enslaved by the sand apes were trained in suicide bombings against whitey.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #29 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:00:58 PM »

then both the sand apes and jungle apes invaded Europe to kill off whitey.

muman613 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:30:23 PM »

Please dont start a thread called "Turd Word Stories", thank you...

Rubystars · « **Reply #31 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:39:42 PM »

and then there was a thread made about it anyway, but then the Naked Mole rat bit...

Shamgar · « **Reply #32 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:56:19 PM »

AmericanHero on the toe and he spewed

mord · « **Reply #33 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:03:25 PM »

and they all yelled Alhamdulillah

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #34 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:10:10 PM »

The Johannesburg jungle apes escaped their slavemasters and attempted to reach out to other sand negroes in Europe.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #35 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:24:23 PM »

the jungle apes were furious than someone smeared their favorite restaurant.

muman613 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:40:40 PM »

This is the beginning of the Turd World War!

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #37 on:** November 24, 2009, 08:45:01 PM »

The sand apes they were traveling with urged them to leave McD's because the food is not halal.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #38 on:** November 24, 2009, 08:48:12 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Brennan Fan on November 24, 2009, 08:45:01 PM

The sand apes they were traveling with urged them to leave McD's because the food is not halal.

The sand apes went to Denmark to complain about the Muhammed cartoons again. Meanwhile, back in America a sand ape cashier refused to touch a man's pork and beer simply saying "it's not halal."

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #39 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:50:49 PM »

It turns out that man was a Kahanist and he then socked the moolie clerk in the face and rubbed bacon in his eyes.

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #40 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:03:08 PM »

Meanwhile, back in America.. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson got together with Barak to play a game called.. Spin the KFC drumstick

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #41 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:10:56 PM »

Only problem was that Al and Jesse were busy picking cotton.

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #42 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:21:16 PM »

and like all primates picking their toes.

Dan · « **Reply #43 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:29:25 PM »

Brilliant observation, Watson!

Rubystars · « **Reply #44 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:57:36 PM »

An illegal immigrant walked into the room and said "Speaky Spani?" then ...

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #45 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:22:42 AM »

he screamed ALLAHU AKBAR and.....

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #46 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:28:13 AM »

then a bunch of 3rd world lettuce pickers start singing La Kookarachia

~Hanna~ · « **Reply #47 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:30:41 AM »

and then they all blew up......

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #48 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:36:44 AM »

a chain of taco bell.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #49 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:39:31 AM »

The media blamed "Jewish extremists" for the jihad explosion of Caca Smell.