Author Topic: Third World Story (just for fun) (Read 17201 times)

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #50 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:40:11 AM »

Suddenly, the Taco Bell Chihuahua appeared...

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #51 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:41:32 AM »

on Whoraldo Rivera demanding repartation from the Gringo

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #52 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:37:46 AM »

demanding amnesty for all the wild coyotes south of the border.

muman613 · « **Reply #53 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:58:10 AM »

On a train from timbuktu, three odd looking fellows looked for undergrowth in the caboose. These three fuming fellows were traveling to Mecca to fling themselves at the caaba. Jihad was on their behinds and it smelled awful. The train jerked and the muslim turds were thrown around in the caboose. The story ends when the train from timbuktu flew off the tracks and down the mountain to smash in the valley... The End... {or is it?}

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #54 on:** November 25, 2009, 11:47:47 AM »

Like there is ever an end to this

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #55 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:26:29 PM »

In the middle of a county hospital in Los Angeles, an enormous half-jungle ape, half sand-ape sow delivered a litter of 13 puppies.

syyuge · « **Reply #56 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:30:49 PM »

Perhaps 13 self blasters have been born.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #57 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:30:31 PM »

They tossed a coin and decided on Nation of Islam.

syyuge · « **Reply #58 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:47:38 PM »

The coin had the common and same mullahu print on both sides.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #59 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:56:04 PM »

The children began a quest to find their hero Louis Farrakhan.

syyuge · « **Reply #60 on:** November 25, 2009, 02:10:28 PM »

The children went to a dustbin and peeped in to it.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #61 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:28:41 PM »

in which they saw Louis Farrakhan was talking about destroying whitey once and for all.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #62 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:16:02 PM »

They promptly jumped into the dumpster where the "minister" was preaching.

Rubystars · « **Reply #63 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:53:52 PM »

then a brilliant flash of light appeared

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #64 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:10:58 PM »

Daleksfearme came out of the dumpster and said he was proud of being an African ape. Unfortunately he wasn't accepted in the Nation of Islam because he wasn't black.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #65 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:58:24 PM »

This displeased Daleksfearme and he started to jump up and down in anger when

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #66 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:03:32 PM »

Frank Weltner came into the alley to comfort him.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #67 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:08:31 PM »

Daleksfearme told Frank Weltner that he only like little boys and rejected the offer, he left the alley and thought to himself

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #68 on:** November 25, 2009, 08:29:28 PM »

then Daleksfearme converted to Islam and went to Saudi Arabia.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #69 on:** November 25, 2009, 08:31:14 PM »

But he couldn't fit, so the local authorities had to cut and burn his fat off.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #70 on:** November 25, 2009, 08:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Mo2388 on November 25, 2009, 08:31:14 PM

But he couldn't fit, so the local authorities had to cut and burn his fat off.

Daleksfearme weighed so much that his Islamic dress couldn't fit him.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #71 on:** November 25, 2009, 08:59:28 PM »

So they cut off his .5 inch penis and his bean sized testicle (yes singular) covered him in his mama's lard, and slipped him in the dress.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #72 on:** November 25, 2009, 09:24:22 PM »

He was perfectly fine with this operation as he had always wanted a sex-change anyway, and then he asked if he could also have a race-change surgery.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #73 on:** November 26, 2009, 01:23:49 AM »

Then Daleksfearme said the shahadah and he (she) formally became a Koranrat; "she" became Farrakhan's personal love-slave.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #74 on:** November 26, 2009, 01:46:07 AM »

But Farakhan died of AIDS and all the Rabbis danced