Golf Star Tiger Woods At Fault In Bizarre Car Crash

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Police: Woods At Fault In Crash, Will Receive Ticket

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091201/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods

Well, it looks like middle-class America's favorite negro athlete is finally revealing his true colors. Like rapist Kobe Bryant, pathological adulterer Michael Jordan, and mass-murderer and robber O.J. Simpson, he is proving that the notion of an "all-American" negro sports star is a complete and utter myth. This so-called beacon of family values is an adulterer and quite possibly a drunk driver and is getting off easily due to his celebrity status. I wonder what the stupid white corporations who poured hundreds of millions of dollars into his bank account via endorsements are thinking now.

Dr. Brennan Fan

PS: Who here suspects that Tiger is also an anti-Semite?

Police: Woods at fault in crash, will get citation
By MIKE SCHNEIDER, Associated Press Writer
– 13 mins ago

ORLANDO, Fla. – Tiger Woods will get a careless driving citation for a car crash outside his Orlando-area mansion last week, but will not face criminal charges, the Florida Highway Patrol said Tuesday.
Woods faces a $164 fine and four points against his driver's license. The citation will close the investigation.
"Despite the celebrity status of Mr. Woods, the Florida Highway Patrol has completed its investigation in the same professional manner it strives to complete each traffic investigation," Sgt. Kim Montes said.
According to a patrol accident report, Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree at 2:25 a.m. Friday. The airbags did not deploy and Woods' wife told Windermere police she used a golf club to smash the back windows to help him out.
Woods withdrew Monday from his own golf tournament, citing injuries from the crash.
The crash came two days after The National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York nightclub hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by The Associated Press.
An attorney for the neighbors who dialed 911 after the crash said Woods did not appear to be driving under the influence and showed no signs of having been in a fight. The Florida Highway Patrol said there were no claims of domestic violence and no reason to issue a subpoena for medical evidence.
Woods' injuries were "consistent with a car wreck and inconsistent with him being beat up," said Bill Sharpe, the attorney for the neighbors. "The scratches on his face were consistent with someone who maybe was in a minor car accident and hit his head on the windshield. ... None of his injuries looked like he was beat up by his wife."
In its initial accident report, the Florida Highway Patrol said alcohol was not involved.
Sharpe said neighbor Linda Adams and her two adult sons went outside their home in the exclusive gated community of Isleworth after hearing the crash and Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, asked them to call the 911 emergency number.
He said the neighbors found Nordegren kneeling beside her husband, upset about his injuries. Sharpe said Woods appeared woozy and had scratches on his face and that his wife was trying to console him. The Adamses wrapped Woods in a blanket and made sure he didn't move.
Tabloid speculation has focused on whether Woods and his wife were fighting before the accident.
"One thing we want to make clear is that Mrs. Woods' attitude was consistent with her being concerned about her injured husband," Sharpe said. "Mrs. Woods was trying to help him. Mrs. Woods was worried about her husband. She was concerned."
Sharpe said the Adams family did not see the crash and did not see Woods' wife with a golf club. He said he was hired to get the message out that the Adams family members have told investigators everything they know about the crash and aren't hiding anything.
By skipping his tournament, Woods will escape the TV cameras and a horde of media seeking more details. The tournament was to be the last of the year for Woods anyway, and he did not say when or where he would make his return next year.
When healthy, he has made his season debut at Torrey Pines every year since 2006. The San Diego Invitational this year is scheduled the week of Jan. 25. That could mean Woods avoids the media for 10 weeks.

[takebackourtemple]

   I find it interesting that he married a blond.

[Abben]

remember he is only half black.

[TruthSpreader]

remember he is only half black.

But Obama is too.

[Zelhar]

You are being unfair DBF. First to the negros, since Wood's race is not negro, and his culture is white/asian. Then to Woods himself whom you portray incorrectly as some sort of savage ape with lots of money and fame.

[Dr. Dan]

he's a scumbag for cheating on his beautiful wife and children...and now he's trying to make a business renegotiation on the prenup to keep her around.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

You are being unfair DBF. First to the negros, since Wood's race is not negro, and his culture is white/asian. Then to Woods himself whom you portray incorrectly as some sort of savage ape with lots of money and fame.

He certainly has acted the part of a savage ape with lots of money and fame.

[Zelhar]

You are being unfair DBF. First to the negros, since Wood's race is not negro, and his culture is white/asian. Then to Woods himself whom you portray incorrectly as some sort of savage ape with lots of money and fame.

He certainly has acted the part of a savage ape with lots of money and fame.

Because you always scale up bad things to worse.

What Tiger Woods did is not at the same scale of rape, which Kobe Briant had been accused of, which is not as bad as double homicide which OJ had committed.

[The One and Only Mo]

remember he is only half black.

But Obama is too.

Obama's a brownish Muslim. Tiger is an Asianegro Christian/non-muzzie.

[Mishmaat]

he's a scumbag for cheating on his beautiful wife and children...and now he's trying to make a business renegotiation on the prenup to keep her around.

You're right, as usual. I was incredibly let down by this reprehensible behavior. He was one of the few sports celebrities that I actually liked, or wanted to like. Very affable, calm and even keeled. This is very disappointing.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

The vast majority of negroes are not Muslim, and the vast majority don't actually commit murder. Does that mean they are somehow righteous?

[muman613]

This kind of thing happens to sports players regardless of their race... Im sure we can remember some White sports players who have cheated on their wives and have been arrested for drunk driving... Come on... I think you are projecting a little too much on this incident. Heck I know people who have gotten into fights with their wife and gotten into accidents...

[The One and Only Mo]

The vast majority of negroes are not Muslim, and the vast majority don't actually commit murder. Does that mean they are somehow righteous?

that's for Hashem to decide.

[Serbian Canadian]

This kind of thing happens to sports players regardless of their race... Im sure we can remember some White sports players who have cheated on their wives and have been arrested for drunk driving... Come on... I think you are projecting a little too much on this incident.

Well said.

[cjd]

I heard today that his little display of stupidity is going to cost him a bundle. It is rumored that he agreed to give his wife 7 million dollars good will money and he will have to renegotiate his prenup. . I myself never cared for the uppity mulatto. He was pushed ahead by his trainers  I  should say handlers. He very much reminds me of the filth we have in the White House.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

This pig cheated on his wife with probably dozens of women. Like that really isn't a negro attribute?

[Dr. Dan]

it's not a black attribute..it's a scumbag attribute...enough whites and other ethnicities do it frequently enough for it to not belong to one culture.

[Mishmaat]

I heard today that his little display of stupidity is going to cost him a bundle. It is rumored that he agreed to give his wife 7 million dollars good will money and he will have to renegotiate his prenup. . I myself never cared for the uppity mulatto. He was pushed ahead by his trainers  I  should say handlers. He very much reminds me of the filth we have in the White House.

He's not a mulatto.

[Mishmaat]

This pig cheated on his wife with probably dozens of women. Like that really isn't a negro attribute?

You're exaggerating too much.