The Democratic Party is obviously a no-no, the Republican Party has been hijacked by neo-cons and NWO traitors, the Constitution and Libertarian Parties are too fringe and don't support the War on Terror...
Our platform:
*Securing our borders, deporting illegals, and stopping the subversive Mexican cultural imperialism
*Completely protecting our sovereignty and fighting world government
*Lowering taxes
*Achieving energy from the despotic Arab countries by using solar and wind power
*Seeking allies in the Middle East
*Obliterating the Taliban and Al Qaeda, winning the War on Terror
*Building an even stronger military
*Staging coup de etats in Iran, China, Cuba, Russia, Libya, etc.
What should we call it?