i said something funny today

[Dr. Dan]

So I was a work and the secretary commented to a patient how annoying it was to be politically correct during the holidays. She said that either way somebody gets offended. So I remarked "just tell everyone happy kwanzaa. And then you'll be offending everyone anyway."

Everyone was laughing and I looked behind me a black assistant with almost a dirty look. So she says,
Like every dentist is Jewish. ". Probably trying to get back at me.

[Confederate Kahanist]

I bet that black chick must have been pretty pissed.   

[Confederate Kahanist]

Now the whole black community is going to be screaming for blood from Dan. 

[muman613]

I still have no idea what the heck kwanza is... It sounds like some kind of funnylooking bird or something...

"Bob, are we going Kwanza hunting this week?"

[Dan]

Why would you have a shvartza assistant anyway? To appeal to the black community?!
Get yourself a young Russian Jewish assistant and you don't have to watch your back, speak freely for G-d sakes!

[pennyjangle]

My dentist is Jewish. 

[Dr. Dan]

Its not my office and kwanzaa is a made up black holiday where they have a tree give presents for 8 days and light a Kenorah. Yes that's right a Kenorah. So if you ask me I should be offended by kwanzaa since it copied judaism.

Anyway her stereotype didn't offend me. Although its not true I would rather be stereotyped as doctor than a good for nothing dead beat rapist rapper.

[Abben]

Be careful that you do not get fired.

[The One and Only Mo]

Its not my office and kwanzaa is a made up black holiday where they have a tree give presents for 8 days and light a Kenorah. Yes that's right a Kenorah. So if you ask me I should be offended by kwanzaa since it copied judaism.

Anyway her stereotype didn't offend me. Although its not true I would rather be stereotyped as doctor than a good for nothing dead beat rapist rapper.

I laughed so hard reading that !!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Dan]

I wouldn't get fired for that comment since I'm not discriminating against anyone nor putting anyone in danger. And quite frankly if wanted an apology I would apologize but make a few more comments about her stereotype jews and how kwanzaa copied chanukah and attempted to claim the holiday as their own original one. I'm sorry. That offends me. And if a white person or australian or chinese person made up that holiday I would be equally as offended. In other words I couldn't careless what color the holiday is.

[Secularbeliever]

So I was a work and the secretary commented to a patient how annoying it was to be politically correct during the holidays. She said that either way somebody gets offended. So I remarked "just tell everyone happy kwanzaa. And then you'll be offending everyone anyway."

Everyone was laughing and I looked behind me a black assistant with almost a dirty look. So she says,
Like every dentist is Jewish. ". Probably trying to get back at me.

One time at work a colleague was talking to me about negotiating down the price of an item (he is not Jewish).  I said "are we going to Christian them down" (an obvious reference to the infamous Jew them down).  He thought it was hysterically funny and it became our company slogan for awhile.