Author Topic: fellowship through fun (Read 4644 times)

kiteboarderjoe · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:39:22 PM »

I'll bring the sausages and beer! Chimay, blue label.

cjd · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:43:19 PM »

This has to be a comedy routine.

Moshe92 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:44:22 PM »

Quote from: kiteboarderjoe on January 17, 2010, 07:39:22 PM

I'll bring the sausages and beer! Chimay, blue label.

Sorry. We will only be eating kosher food.

JTFenthusiast2 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:07:10 PM »

Joe,

I am all for being open minded, but I think you are being disingenuous and I want to tell you why. This is a forum where there is at least some common perception that Jews have every right to live in freedom as other people. You bring to this forum a perception that is in stark contrast to that when you write using phrases like "Zionist occupation." Do you genuinely expect people to be open and receiving when you present a worldview that the vast majority of us reject? Consider that.

kiteboarderjoe · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:42:44 PM »

JTF enthusiast,
Thank you for pointing that comment out. What I was eluding to was the Golden Rule. Is the Golden Rule, Do unto others what you would have others do unto you, a world view? Also, if your children were starving and there was no kosher food available, would you feed them whatever was available, or let them starve? Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are common objectives that we can all agree on, can't we?
I hope you don't ban me from this forum, because I have some other questions that I'm curious about. One being burial vs. cremation. Being from a secular background, I wonder what good reason I would have to prefer burial over cremation. And, why immediate burial is so important in Jewish and muslim religions.
Luck to all!

Kiteboarderjoe

Moshe92 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:50:18 PM »

I have a question for you, Joe. What's your favorite type of marijuana? I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to weed so maybe we can have a meaningful conversation.

~Hanna~ · « **Reply #31 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:57:47 PM »

Quote from: Moshe92 on January 17, 2010, 08:50:18 PM

I have a question for you, Joe. What's your favorite type of marijuana? I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to weed so maybe we can have a meaningful conversation.

Boyana · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2010, 09:42:23 PM »

Quote from: kiteboarderjoe on January 15, 2010, 05:53:34 AM

Yoko! That's pretty funny. If you knew me, you would laugh, too. I have fun with some Japanese people from time to time, though. They hook up with our club and have a great time at Golden Beach, Tainan. I suppose living without fun can keep people as yourself locked in Mr. Pessimist's arms. Living on Fantasy Island for 22 years has shown me that anything is possible, given the effort required to achieve it. When I say, Go Fly a Kite, don't get me wrong. I'm encouraging you to have fun.

Hi Joe,

kite flying is forbidden under sharia law!

Go Fly a Kite in Gaza.

patches · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2010, 09:50:14 PM »

Quote from: Moshe92 on January 17, 2010, 08:50:18 PM

I have a question for you, Joe. What's your favorite type of marijuana? I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to weed so maybe we can have a meaningful conversation.

So many great kinds, why choose? I think we should all converge on Washington and try to lift the White House into the air through telepathic powers.

Rubystars · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:59:39 PM »

Quote

The fuel needed to feed your hatred will always be in ready supply.

Great I was afraid I was going to run out of my hate fuel! Now I know it will always be in ready supply.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #35 on:** January 17, 2010, 11:30:16 PM »

WN, leftist troll, or someone having some fun with us?

kiteboarderjoe · « **Reply #36 on:** January 18, 2010, 07:23:10 PM »

Happy Tuesday! My favorite kind of marijuana? I didn't know there was more than one kind. Can't get it here on Fantasy Island, that I know of. Taiwanese people don't seem to need it. Or guns for that matter. Fly a kite in Gaza? Is there a large body of water with wind there? Snowboard kiting on the Golan Heights sounds like fun, though. You guys don't seem to be very friendly. Making friends is hard for some people. Must be that fear you feel. I'm harmless boys and girls. I don't even own a gun. So, what about my question about burial vs. cremation? Can I get a serious answer on that one? I really want to know. I've read a lot about native American sorcery and Egyptian burial beliefs, but I don't have any deeply religious Jewish friends that are knowledgeable about the spiritual significance of immediate burial.
Luck to, almost all!

Very tanned and relaxed, Kiteboarderjoe

~Hanna~ · « **Reply #37 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:12:04 PM »

oh, aren't you the witty one....

Quote from: kiteboarderjoe on January 18, 2010, 07:23:10 PM

Happy Tuesday! My favorite kind of marijuana? I didn't know there was more than one kind. Can't get it here on Fantasy Island, that I know of. Taiwanese people don't seem to need it. Or guns for that matter. Fly a kite in Gaza? Is there a large body of water with wind there? Snowboard kiting on the Golan Heights sounds like fun, though. You guys don't seem to be very friendly. Making friends is hard for some people. Must be that fear you feel. I'm harmless boys and girls. I don't even own a gun. So, what about my question about burial vs. cremation? Can I get a serious answer on that one? I really want to know. I've read a lot about native American sorcery and Egyptian burial beliefs, but I don't have any deeply religious Jewish friends that are knowledgeable about the spiritual significance of immediate burial.
Luck to, almost all!

Very tanned and relaxed, Kiteboarderjoe

Aces High · « **Reply #38 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:29:09 PM »

Ridiculous- I think this guy is a phony. He should try to survive in an Arab village, preaching about kiteboarding. The Arabs will put his head on a kiteboard.

Moshe92 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:32:16 PM »

Quote from: kiteboarderjoe on January 18, 2010, 07:23:10 PM

Happy Tuesday! My favorite kind of marijuana? I didn't know there was more than one kind. Can't get it here on Fantasy Island, that I know of. Taiwanese people don't seem to need it. Or guns for that matter. Fly a kite in Gaza? Is there a large body of water with wind there? Snowboard kiting on the Golan Heights sounds like fun, though. You guys don't seem to be very friendly. Making friends is hard for some people. Must be that fear you feel. I'm harmless boys and girls. I don't even own a gun. So, what about my question about burial vs. cremation? Can I get a serious answer on that one? I really want to know. I've read a lot about native American sorcery and Egyptian burial beliefs, but I don't have any deeply religious Jewish friends that are knowledgeable about the spiritual significance of immediate burial.
Luck to, almost all!

Very tanned and relaxed, Kiteboarderjoe

You racist! You just wrote "happy Tuesday" instead of writing "happy MLK day."

kiteboarderjoe · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2010, 11:06:09 PM »

Well, I wouldn't wonder around an Arab country without some of my Arab friends accompanying me. And we'd all be singing the same tune about the fun of kitesurfing. I'd probably grow a beard first, something that saved me a lot of grief once in Korea. I used to go skiing there and was often mistaken for a U.S. soldier, and treated like Sh%# because of it. When I showed up with long hair and a beard one winter, with a Taiwanese friend, who couldn't speak English, I was treated with respect and kind hospitality.
I don't get, "He's a phony" . I am who I say I am. You girls and guys seem to be quick to judge and condemn. It must be from all the stress of hating and being hated. Google Kiteboarderjoe and you'll find that I don't hide behind any group or join in any wrong doing, morally or legally.
The Karma police are alive and well, so...
Luck to the deserving!
Kiteboarderjoe

Rubystars · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2010, 11:13:29 PM »

After a long day of hate I find that a nice cup of hate fuel gets me going again, relieving the stress of a hard day of hate. Then I feel refreshed and ready to hate all day and night tomorrow.

Aces High · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2010, 11:44:58 PM »

I only pray that Joe has the pain one day of the Jewish people who have been murdered by Arabs in the state of Israel. I pray for this from my soul to God's ears.

Aces High · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2010, 11:47:30 PM »

I wait for you to feel hashem's wrath upon your life. It will happen. If it hasn't already begun

Zelhar · « **Reply #44 on:** January 19, 2010, 09:55:14 AM »

Kiteboarderjoe are you a real Taiwanese or nationality are you ?

Rubystars · « **Reply #45 on:** January 19, 2010, 10:14:58 AM »

The problem is that holding hands with all your enemies and singing under a rainbow in a magical unicorn forest with pixies flitting about merrily is something that only happens in a fantasy world. The real world is harsh and cruel and it's up to good people to try to fight the evil in this world (and yes that includes evil people like Muslims). Good people might even have to kill bad people in wars or in self defense. Flying a kite with your enemies is not an option.

muman613 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 19, 2010, 10:24:11 AM »

This reminds me of that old expression:

GO FLY A KITE!

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/go+fly+a+kite.html

New Yorker · « **Reply #47 on:** January 19, 2010, 10:30:47 AM »

Quote from: kiteboarderjoe on January 18, 2010, 11:06:09 PM

Well, I wouldn't wonder around an Arab country without some of my Arab friends accompanying me. And we'd all be singing the same tune about the fun of kitesurfing. I'd probably grow a beard first, something that saved me a lot of grief once in Korea. I used to go skiing there and was often mistaken for a U.S. soldier, and treated like Sh%# because of it. When I showed up with long hair and a beard one winter, with a Taiwanese friend, who couldn't speak English, I was treated with respect and kind hospitality.
I don't get, "He's a phony" . I am who I say I am. You girls and guys seem to be quick to judge and condemn. It must be from all the stress of hating and being hated. Google Kiteboarderjoe and you'll find that I don't hide behind any group or join in any wrong doing, morally or legally.
The Karma police are alive and well, so...
Luck to the deserving!
Kiteboarderjoe

"Well, I wouldn't wonder around an Arab country without some of my Arab friends accompanying me."

So right off the bat you at least admit that arabs are dangerous and you have to make accommodations to dwell in their countries with a modicum of safety. You know it yourself, but you're in a kind of denial about it aren't you. Because you don't need Australian friends to wonder around Australia, or Japanese friends in Japan, or English friends in the UK, you can go to those countries and feel almost 100% sure you will be safe to wonder about and explore on your own and not have to worry about the natives. Not in arab countries, you are in danger the second you get off the plane, you can misstep with their primitive draconian dark ages Islamic laws and end up getting put in prison for years if not losing a body part or your life, or you could end up on a jihadi video on the internet just before your head is cut off.

"I'd probably grow a beard first, something that saved me a lot of grief once in Korea. I used to go skiing there and was often mistaken for a U.S. soldier, and treated like Sh%# because of it. When I showed up with long hair and a beard one winter, with a Taiwanese friend, who couldn't speak English, I was treated with respect and kind hospitality."

So you're okay with dwelling with people that have bald faced hostility towards you for who you are, and again you accommodate for that to ? Well you have a complete lack of self respect to show such vile submission to appease people that would "treat you like sh*t" otherwise. That beard you grew to change your appearance is a banner of shame, and you should be totally ashamed of the fact that you did it and why you did it.

Am I being hostile towards you? It may seem that I am but I am not, I don't know you well enough to have hostility towards you. You shared your perspective I am sharing mine. I am a person that has a set of values, a code of decency that I follow, and part of that code is self respect, honor if you will, and my code would never allow me to do what you did in order to engage in something as trivial as a recreational activity. To me, you come off as a stupid child that is more interested in being "liked" than in keeping his self respect, well kid, if you keep that up, you will neither be liked or have self respect.

kiteboarderjoe · « **Reply #48 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:38:48 AM »

When visiting a country that is not my own, I must show a certain courtesy to the natives. I'd say it's like going diving with sharks. Yes, I'm aware the sharks are predators, they need to eat, and I don't want to be their food, so I take measures to prevent that from happening. I have no shame in respecting the environment I'm traveling through. I wouldn't expect the natives to show me any consideration if I am the foreigner. Especially if I take liberties with their women, property or culture. Respect should be earned by showing respect. The way I see it, a hell of a lot of the natives in Palestine have been treated a hell of a lot worse by Jewish people, especially zionist settlers, in their native land, than the terrorist palestinians have perpetuated against the occupying zionists. American settlers were no better to the native Americans they murdered in their conquest of north America. Same with the Brits in Australia, and the Dutch in Africa. Two wrongs never make a right. In my mind, as long as someone infringes on somebody else's human rights, there will never be peace between those people. Give me one good reason why the arabs shouldn't hate zionists and want them out of their native land? And, thanks for not being hostile in your reply.
Kiteboarderjoe, 22 years in Taiwan, born in Redondo Beach, CA

kiteboarderjoe · « **Reply #49 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:57:20 AM »

And, I don't hope that anybody has any kind of harm come to them. If one does wish harm to befall another, it he or she that suffers from the disease of hate and the one that bad karma will follow. If the American woman, 31 years old, who uses sarcasm to pretend that the hate in this forum is fictitious, thinks that wishing harm one anybody isn't a sign of deep hatred, who is the one suffering from delusions? But, in my experience, American women are so drenched in self importance that they can't help being delusional. I thank God I don't have any in my life.
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Author Topic: fellowship through fun (Read 4644 times)

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