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Offline Confederate Kahanist

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Man wakes up inside coffin
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:13:00 PM »
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3653452.html?menu=


An elderly Polish beekeeper had a shock after passing out after being stung - and waking up inside a coffin.

A coffin /Rex

Doctors believed that Jozef Guzy, 76, from Katowice in southern Poland had suffered a heart attack after he was stung and he was declared dead.

His wife Ludmila said: "I could not believe it when they said he was dead and the doctor put a white sheet over him and three hours later local undertakers pulled up and put him in a coffin and closed the lid."

The coffin was then driven to the undertakers and put in a storeroom, but the mistake was discovered when Guzy woke up and started to shout for help.

Undertaker Darius Charon said: "He was shouting and banging on the coffin - he made enough noise to raise the dead so we couldn't miss him."

Mr Guzy was taken to hospital and was released after a few days. Now the doctor who falsely diagnosed him as dead has apologised.

Mr Guzy added: "The undertaker saved my life. The first thing I did when I got out of hospital was take him a pot of honey."
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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 12:58:39 AM »
Absolutely shocking and horrifying at the same time!
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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 01:05:36 AM »
What do expect from Polish doctors?

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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 07:13:44 AM »
  :o  Usually the body is refrigerated until it can be embalmed.
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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 11:41:24 AM »
I am glad he was able to be freed from the coffin. I read another story where a guy woke up during his own autopsy. If I can find the link I will post it

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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2010, 11:47:26 AM »
What do expect from Polish doctors?
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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2010, 11:59:13 AM »
Thanx! He was not a muslamic, otherwise after awakening he would have thought that Kiyamat is over and it is time to start planning on 72+28 formula. 
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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 12:12:07 PM »
I am glad he was able to be freed from the coffin. I read another story where a guy woke up during his own autopsy. If I can find the link I will post it


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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 12:24:15 PM »
I have found on google this special machine, that was used to alarm the cemetry-employees after somebody was already buried.



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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 12:32:21 PM »
What do expect from Polish doctors?
A work permit for the UK.



5000 newly qualified  doctors from poland in uk already ,frightening

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Re: Man wakes up inside coffin
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2010, 01:14:41 PM »
i developed new phobia being buried alive in the coffin >:(