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Very funny true story
« on: February 10, 2010, 10:37:23 AM »
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3847260,00.html 









Arab envoy finds wife-to-be bearded behind veil

Arab envoy calls off wedding after discovering his veiled wife-to-be is bearded, cross-eyed

AFP
Published:    02.10.10, 16:42 / Israel News

An Arab ambassador called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be, who had worn a face-covering veil whenever they met, was bearded and cross-eyed, the Gulf News reported Wednesday.

 

The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, or face-covering veil, the paper said.

 

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be, upon which he discovered she had facial hair and was cross-eyed, it said.

 

The ambassador told an Islamic Sharia court in the United Arab Emirates that he was tricked into the marriage as the woman's mother had shown his own mother pictures of her sister instead of her, the report said.

 

He sued for the contract to be annulled and also demanded the woman pay him 500,000 dirhams (136,000 dollars) for clothes, jewelry and other gifts he had bought for her.

 

The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador's demand for compensation.

The report did not identify the ambassador nor give any further details
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Re: Very funny true story
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 10:43:14 AM »
Muslims  :::D
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 10:45:09 AM »
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Re: Very funny true story
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2010, 10:55:40 AM »
All she needed was a little wax.
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Re: Very funny true story
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2010, 10:56:41 AM »
All she needed was a little wax.
maybe more
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 10:57:14 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ^-^ ^-^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 01:51:17 PM »
That was HILARIOUS! Love it love it love it!  :::D :::D :::D :::D
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