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Offline Aces High

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Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« on: February 25, 2010, 04:50:23 PM »
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
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Re: Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 05:09:05 PM »
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Re: Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 05:14:55 PM »
don't get it
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Re: Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 05:21:31 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Dan on February 25, 2010, 05:14:55 PM
don't get it
Years ago they would stuff the neck of the bottle with cotton to stop the pills from banging around before the bottle was opened. Its been years since I used aspirin or any other meds  so I am not sure but I believe they no longer stuff the bottle with cotton to reduce costs.
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Re: Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 05:29:09 PM »
That's an old joke but still funny. :)

I must be getting old too, I remember the cotton in the bottles.
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Re: Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 05:54:50 PM »
That reminds me of another joke.  ;D



Why is aspirin white?

Because it WORKS! 

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Re: Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 07:36:06 PM »
A: Because it's white, it works, and they have to pick cotton to get to it.
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Re: Why don't schvartzas take aspirine?
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2010, 11:46:38 AM »
how long does it take a blackwomen to have a s*it?

9 months..

Why do blind people hav a good sense of smell?

so they can hate black people as well.



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