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Online Confederate Kahanist

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Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« on: May 03, 2010, 07:45:00 PM »
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 08:51:45 PM »
Very hard to believe.
They didn't say why he does it.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2010, 09:26:34 PM »
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Wang Xianjun, 54, of Sichuan Province, started to snack on broken glass because he says it is 'crispy and delicious.'

Crispy and delicious!!
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 10:07:06 PM »
Come on, I ask you: Was this guy all that bright to begin with? :::D
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 10:47:32 PM »
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2010, 12:58:51 AM »
I guess he's a light eater.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2010, 04:01:25 AM »
I once had a meal with a man who finished by eating the wine glass. Honest. No ill effects, and apparently he did it regularly. Shocks you at the time, mind.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2010, 04:25:01 AM »
Hardly an illuminating story...
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 04:44:21 AM »
Quote from: Cato on May 04, 2010, 04:01:25 AM
I once had a meal with a man who finished by eating the wine glass. Honest. No ill effects, and apparently he did it regularly. Shocks you at the time, mind.


You did?
You saw a man eat glass?
With your own eyes?
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 04:58:28 AM »
I wonder what he be pooping.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 07:15:28 AM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 04:44:21 AM
Quote from: Cato on May 04, 2010, 04:01:25 AM
I once had a meal with a man who finished by eating the wine glass. Honest. No ill effects, and apparently he did it regularly. Shocks you at the time, mind.


You did?
You saw a man eat glass?
With your own eyes?

With my own eyes, honest. He was an Afrikaaner, and it took place in Pretoria. He was sitting next to me. He broke up the glass then eat it.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2010, 07:17:48 AM »

Guess I'll have to take your word for it.
Perhaps he took large pieces and rounded off the edges.
But what for?
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2010, 07:18:51 AM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 07:17:48 AM

Guess I'll have to take your word for it.
Perhaps he took large pieces and rounded off the edges.
But what for?

Party trick.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2010, 07:33:34 AM »

And how does he shiite?
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2010, 08:08:27 AM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 04, 2010, 07:33:34 AM

And how does he shiite?


Very carefully, with a full container of Tucks nearby, I would imagine.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2010, 09:17:33 AM »
Has to be a servant of the darkness...

Such occult and scientific practices must have been prohibited earlier during the communist rule.
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2010, 12:11:49 PM »
He must be trying to become a light unto the rations :)
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2010, 01:09:05 PM »
Quote from: Daniel on May 04, 2010, 12:11:49 PM
He must be trying to become a light unto the rations :)

Hmmm... revolutionizing the cutting edge techniques of what new should be eaten and how it should be eaten. 
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Re: Man eats 1,500 lightbulbs
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2010, 04:00:22 PM »

It's not the eating of the light bulbs that is difficult, it's the pooing that's the hard part.  :::D
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