Funniest Chaim quote from Ask JTF in the past month

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I know I am forgetting many, hence my write-in option. 

Chaimfan

[Trumpeldor]

I actually laughed out loud during his response to TonyCali

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Which I think is the #1 argument for not banning the poor guy. 

[Shlomo]

I actually laughed out loud during his response to TonyCali

I laughed, too. The way he was describing the school was awesome.

[Gam Bashan veGam Gilad]

That's mine...

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[Lisa]

I also loved how he responded to Tonycali, and how he brought up Richard Simmons.  On the previous show, he asked Tonycali, "What, you mean the hairdressers and airline stewards are plotting revolution in the bath houses?"

And then there was the time he was talking about Barak Obama.  He said "Obama will turn the White House into a housing project." 

"Al Sharpton will visit there, fresh from stuffing his face at McDonalds, and he'll crap all over George and Martha Washington's sacred silver."  Or something to that effect.

[Sarah]

I don't know about funny "lines", but i find Chaim extremely entertaining anyhow, just they way he gets into the questions with such passion.

[judeanoncapta]

I liked his "What kind of college is this?  The university of AIDS?"

That was hilarious.

[Allen-T]

I know this isn't from Ask JTF, but on one TBA I recently posted on YT Chaim is talking about how if he were on network TV people would be having strokes who stumbled on his program by accident or were just checking it out. Both my wife and I have been laughing about that notion for a week!!!