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Nicole Polizzi (Snooki) Of Jersey Shore Arrested On New Jersey Beach

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/07/31/2010-07-31_snooki_from_jersey_shore_hits_cops_with_expletivefilled_rant_during_her_arrest.html

It's a bit of a dated story (the arrest happened last Friday), but it's still all over the news. Who does this little tramp think she is? If any average Joe did what she did and resisted arrest, they'd have the knees and boots of about fifteen cops on their face, neck, and groin. But the little celebrity (and in this case, I do literally mean little) gets special treatment. They even let her go in two hours to start drinking again. Then, almost immediately after being freed, she and a fellow actress from that absurd reality show went to a sex shop!  :o

What do the Italian JTFers think about this pseudo-Italian little strumpet (she is actually Chilean, but was adopted by Italian adoptive parents)?

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(Yes, I know that this isn't that relevant to JTF's goals... it's just a commentary on the sick society we live in.)

Quote from: NY Daily News
Snooki from 'Jersey Shore' hits cops with expletive-filled rant during her arrest

BY JOE JACKSON AND CHRISTINA BOYLE   
DAILY NEWS WRITERS

Originally Published:Saturday, July 31st 2010, 2:39 PM
Updated: Saturday, July 31st 2010, 2:39 PM


 
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi gave Seaside Heights cops a piece of her mind.

Snooki is her own No. 1 fan.

"Jersey Shore" star Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi reckons Seaside Heights residents should feel lucky to have her parading around their turf wearing skimpy outfits, downing shots and causing a scene.

"I'm the best thing in this town," she arrogantly declared after cops busted her for being a drunk nuisance Friday, according to an insider.

"She was bad-mouthing everyone who walked by her [in the police stationhouse]. She was saying 'I'm a star, you can't do this to me.'"

Snooki unleashed a boozed-up, expletive-filled rant after being arrested for disorderly conduct, and attempted to use her new-found fame as a "get-out-of-jail-free" card.

"You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki," she yelled at officers, according to witnesses. "Do you know who I am? I'm f------ Snooki. You can't do this to me. I'm f------ Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"

Not surprisingly, her harsh language didn't do the trick.

The pint-sized reality TV star was hauled away from the Jersey shore boardwalk in cuffs Friday as her oversized shades slid down her nose. A photo of her looking dishevelled with mascara running down her face while in custody also surfaced yesterday, as locals took stock of her unruly behavior and lashed out at the reality show cast.

"It's embarrassing," said Peter Smith, 39. "I've seen them every day and night for the last two weeks, and they've been terrible. They were even trying to charge $100 to have a photo with them the other night."

"They've no class," said John Ciallella, 54. "As an Italian-American, it's offensive. I guess it's drumming business up, but is it the kind of business we want here?"

Saturday night, Snooki headed to a sex toy store with new cast member Dina Nicole. Inside the Love Shack - which sells adult videos and DVDs, candles, oils, adult novelties and sexy lingerie - Snooki and Nicole giggled and playfully spanked each other with some of the items before leaving with X-rated popsicles.

"They were very, very nice," a clerk who identified herself as Brandie said. "They bought a lot of stuff."

"They were all-American girls," said Kim, another clerk, adding that the pair was accompanied by a security guard who looked like A-Rod.

On Friday, Snooki had been boozing with pals in bars along the beach and was spotted drinking tequila shots and Long Island iced teas by lunchtime.

Wearing a red and black T-shirt with the word "SLUT" across the chest, she fell off a bicycle, crawled drunkenly on the beach and tried to shove a man showering by the boardwalk before she was arrested.

She headed back to the boardwalk Saturday night, cutting to the front of the line to get on an amusement ride.

People waiting in line yelled "Hurry up, Snooki! Hurry up!" as an MTV camera crew filmed it all.

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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2010, 09:43:28 AM »
Interesting news about being adopted from Chile.  I guess that's why she's always throwing her Italian "heritage" in everybody's face.  She probably purposely got herself arrested to increase viewers and ratings for the new season.  Do you think it was a coincidence that this arrest happened at the same time season 2 of Jersey shore started?
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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2010, 09:44:57 AM »
Good point, I did not think of that. It makes some sense though. I had just assumed that she was just a senseless little twit who couldn't hold her alcohol.

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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2010, 10:46:50 AM »
American justice's double standard for celebrities is appauling. If an average person like you or I did these we'd get the book thrown at us while she'll get off with a slap on the wrist. Look at Lindsay Lohan who spat in the face of the court system and simply didn't show up to her court dates. She serves less than 20% of her sentence.

It's just another evil of our current society where we're taught to worship these degenerates and revere them.
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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2010, 11:41:22 AM »
The Coon, you're right, these kinds of threads really can put a spotlight on what's wrong in our society. I'm glad you posted this Dr. Brennan Fan.

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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2010, 01:28:54 PM »
Ugh..she's so fat and ugly...
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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2010, 02:02:22 PM »
Ugh..she's so fat and ugly...

She looks like 40. Perhaps because of the schnapps.
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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 08:42:38 PM »
Ugh..she's so fat and ugly...

Yeah. Why is this such a big deal? Just send her to jail and let her spend the time she deserves. Hopefully she can see the evil in her ways and change.
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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2010, 09:48:01 PM »
She looks like 40. Perhaps because of the schnapps.
Wouldn't be surprised if she's already crapped out a half-dozen kids (prob with at least three fathers).

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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2010, 11:06:31 PM »
What in heck is a snooki? Sounds kinda kinky...

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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2010, 11:15:44 PM »
What in heck is a snooki? Sounds kinda kinky...


It is some character in a movie she is nicknamed after because the Snooki character was the first in her circle of friends to make-out with a guy.

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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2010, 03:43:34 AM »
She looks like an ugly fat crackhead [and sounds like she acts like one too].  :::D
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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2010, 07:58:00 AM »
They got the Snooks!  :clap:

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Re: "Snooki" of Jersey Shore Arrested For Drunk and Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2010, 07:07:52 AM »
Jonathan Pollard rots in a hellhole for the rest of his life but this tramp is freed after two hours to be drunk and disorderly all over again?  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(