Re: "
It angers me when attractive, voluptuous white women like Beth Ditto are called obese and are forced to lose weight "
I totally agree!
A woman who looks like Beth would be a real catch for any man who knows a good thing when he sees it!
Providing, that is ... that he can afford the costs of THREE seats on every airliner & train when he and his lovely wife travel together (one seat for him - two seats for her).
That lucky man will travel in style! --
LIKE A MENSCH !
Yes! No matter where they happen to be ... Regardless of room vacancies ... Even if stranded outdoors .... the man who marries such a 'babe' will always have a two huge thick cushions to sit on, as well as a full-length "Queen-Size" mattress to lay on when it's bedtime!
Accidentally spilled your "Colt 45 Malt Liquor"?
No problem! Your buxom babe carries along many extra yards of absorbent material!
Simply tear off a towel sized piece of material from that huge cloth bag she calls a dress, and mop up!
Speaking of "mops" - should your "clean up" require something a little more substantial, you can always invert her stately physique and put that "Griffin Black" fright wig to some
real use mopping up a
much larger surface ... like the mens' locker room floor or the dining room of your local soup kitchen!
Last but not least, such a "beautiful, blushing bride" can literally mean "life or death" to a young man ready to make his way in the world!
Should the honeymooners' plane go down in Liberia or Swaziland, the natives will be more than a little preoccupied smacking their chops staring at 427 lbs of fresh tantalizing "all white meat TV dinner" that just dropped in, leaving plenty of time for the lucky husband to duck, run, and get the hell out of there!
Yes! ... A well proportioned, full-figured gal is a thing of beauty!
And a joy! ...
FOREVER!