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TruthSpreader:
Dear Chaim, I have a few questions for this week's Ask JTF.

1. Do you remember the 1987 Stock Market Crash and exactly where were you when that happened?

2. Which rock band do your prefer, Bad Company or Foreigner?

3. Do you have an African Action story for this week? I asked for an Arabian Action involving an Arab urinating on the streets of Flushing. (How ironic.) Did you see any black urinating or defecating on the streets of New York City?

Dr. Dan:
Shalom Chaim

A supporter of JTF, let's say someone from this forum, comes to you and says, "Chaim, I have inherited millions of dollars and I want to donate several million to the movement."  How would you recommend he/she donate?  As a lump sum or a little bit at a time?  What type of legalities are involved in making large donations?

Please give us a dvar Torah of this weeks Parsha.

Toda


Dr. Dan

Meerkat:
shalom fellow infidel

1. can you please list out the rights and responsibilities of the Jewish people as the chosen people?
2. do you think we should trade with Egypt and Jordan, as long as they keep their part of the deal?
3. out of tzipi livni, pipi netanyahu, and avigddor lieberman, who is the lesser of the evils? and who is the worse?
thanks,

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim,

1: I still have to differ with you on that chazir Natan Sharansky. I don't care what his supporters (several of which are whores like himself) say about his time in Siberia; from the very moment he was released he was a slimy, groveling worm. From the minute he got freed to this very day, that pig has been a professional concentration-camp survivor like Nellie the Weasel (yimach schmo), living to get his ugly mug in front of the camera with Chris Matthews and Fag Buchanan on MSNBC and CNN, and in general living for the praise and worship of the goy world. He has nothing in common with Menachem Begin, the former Jewish hero. Sharansky isn't fit to wipe the mud off the boots of Begin (even after Sinai). Begin risked his life for the Jewish people and although I will never forget or forgive his total collapse and sellout, in all fairness to him you have to remember that every single day of his tenure he was under ruthless pressure from two Nazi presidents and the entire rest of the world, and it is said that in his later years he really regretted handing over the Sinai. 99% of religious Jews wouldn't be able to endure what he went through without breaking, and he was secular. Sharansky, on the other hand, simply loves being a Jew-boy for the Nazi media and Israeli kapos to have fun with. So, I think comparing him and Begin is like comparing kangaroos and oranges.

2: Last week, I saw a cute Hispanic girl walking with an ape. I don't just mean that as an anti-black insult, I mean that he REALLY looked, walked, and dressed like an ape. (I'm sure that real apes smell better, though.) One year ago I saw this abominable phenomenon as well and we all know it's very common. Can you please tell me what attractive Latinas see in chimpanzees who doubtless beat them every single day and probably worse? Surely they can get many other men than those simians. Are there no attractive Hispanic, white, or Asian men anymore?

3: Which Pruneface is worse, the American one or the Israeli one (Avigwhore), and why? Which of the two Prunefaces (yimach schmam) has more power to threaten the survival of good Jews worldwide? (Oh, and can you please answer this question speaking like Pruneface?)

G-d bless you,
Dr. Brennan Fan

Nekama:
Dear Chaim:

Hope you had a pleaseant week. Here are my questions / comments for the week:

(1) I recently saw a video on zoo tube showing Lieutenant Colonial Allen West, the Republican candidate for Florida's 22nd Congressional District quoting scripture as the basis for Israel's right to exist and thrive in the borders set forth in the Torah.  Allen West also happens to be black.  I believe Mr. West to be a righteous gentile and uncompromising in his beliefs.  He is Democratic running mate is a self-hating judenrat kappo Ron Klein. Ironically, their are many self-hating Jews in this district whom I fear will vote democrat.  I pray Hashem helps him succeed.  Can you please comment on Allen West and his chances of winning the election?

(2) According to the Koran, Mohammad - Y'SV - flew up to heaven on a flying beast - something the evil Koran calls the "al-Buraq al-Sharif." Would you care to speculate if Mohammad, like many other animal loving Muslim men, had his way with the beast just before takeoff?  Perhaps things got a little too rough between Mohammad and the beast and that is why we never heard from that terrorist again - LoL!

(3) Finally, and perhaps most importantly, this past week we read Parshat Lech Lechah is shuls throughout the world. This parsha sets forth the Divine Land Grant to the Jewish people of their inalienable right to the land of Israel in perpetuity.  No person, Israeli government, foreign government or the UN has any right what so ever to divest any part of the Land of Israel from the control of the Jewish people. The so called "Partition Plan" of 1947 did not transfer any additional rights to the Jewish people which they did not already have.  If anything, the Partition Plan was an illegal attempt to steal Jewish land and "transfer" its rights to an alien parasitic people who have absolutely no historical or legal rights therein.  Any attempt to transfer is null and void "ab nitio" which is a Latin term lawyers use to men from the beginning.  What special insights to you have from this past week's Parsha?

P.S.  It has been a while since we had a local JTF meeting.  I miss it!

All the best,
Nekama

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