The Top Ten Reasons why Keith Olbermann got suspended

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From the home office in Eden Prairie, Minnesota, the Top Ten Reasons why Keith Olbermann got indefinitely suspended from his job at MSNBC.

10. Failure to report kickbacks from right-wing bloggers looking to boost traffic from being his "Worst Person In The World"

9. Spent all his time off-air playing Farmville

8. Wants to spend more time with his family. And by "family", he means a DVD of "ESPN's Greatest Hits: 1992-1995"

7. Stepping down to run for Mayor of Chicago

6. Accidentally named himself "Worst Person in the World"

5. All that time spent behind the anchor desk got in the way of practicing for "Dancing With The Stars"

4. Left for new job as Mike Singletary's speech coach.

3. Made a solemn oath when he started with MSNBC that he'd leave only when the Giants won a World Series.

2. Pics of him and that Sham-Wow guy from their trip to Tijuana are still out there, and he got a little nervous...

And the #1 Reason why Keith Olbermann has been indefinitely suspended from Countdown with Keith Olbermann is...

1. Complained about the catering at MSNBC