Re: "...Why do KKK members have to dress in such gay little outfits?..."
Zogby ran a survey of outer country forest Negroes; it was they who chose the "gay" outfit as the most terrifying to see when woken up at 2am by fists pounding on the front door, combined with the sounds of neighing horses and drunken shouts of demented white men screaming "Le's git 'im".
Their wives sew the suits for them from sheets purchased from their local small town Mercantile Store owned by the only Jew in town. The Klan all know that their local Jew gives them the best group discount and does honest business. More often than not, they say things like, "...Yeaah....he's 'uh Jyoo...but he's 'uh WHITE MAN!..".
I never cease to be amused at the stories which crop up in the news every now & then about the Grand Dragon or Kleagle of some Klavern in Mississippi or Georgia, who is stripped of his title and membership after he is discovered to be an outright Jew who joined the Klan 20 years prior OUT OF DEEP CONVICTIONS FOR THEIR CAUSE! Seriously! The Klan find out that their great speaker & recruiter was originally named something like Milton Guinsberg, who then changed his name to something like Michael Wayne Nelson.