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Offline mord

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Offline Dr. Dan

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Re: Michelle Obama tells people how to eat while she has some ribs
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 10:39:16 AM »
oh mrs obama please eat eat eat...keep eating and eat some more...turn into your hero Oprah and bigger and eat some more to become a super human...mmmmhmmm...yes eeeeeeaaaaattttt.
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Re: Michelle Obama tells people how to eat while she has some ribs
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 04:30:26 AM »
Here's a conversation between Barrack and his pretty wife:
Barrack: Baby, where be the chitlins?
Michelle: Shut up and bring me more! I be starvin' over here!
Barrack: But honey...
Michelle: No buts! I want my chitlins, I want my burgers and I want my french fries and mayonaise! Mmmm hmmm! That be delicious! And we don't need no food stamps any more! Nooo nooo... Now that we be here in da white house! Hey, we should rename it, y'know what I'm sayin', we'll call it the Black House! mmm hmmm yeah baby!