Here's a conversation between Barrack and his pretty wife:
Barrack: Baby, where be the chitlins?
Michelle: Shut up and bring me more! I be starvin' over here!
Barrack: But honey...
Michelle: No buts! I want my chitlins, I want my burgers and I want my french fries and mayonaise! Mmmm hmmm! That be delicious! And we don't need no food stamps any more! Nooo nooo... Now that we be here in da white house! Hey, we should rename it, y'know what I'm sayin', we'll call it the Black House! mmm hmmm yeah baby!