Black Invention Myths

[Allen-T]

Enjoy;

http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/#top

[Hail Columbia]

That site is a godsend.  So much PC mythology gets shredded into dog food by that web site.

[TheCoon]

I didn't realize blacks had tried to take credit for all these things. Thank goodness for that site!

[DownwithIslam]

I know, I never knew that the shvartzas even had enough intelligence to claim those things. Just by looking at that list of inventions, it is quite clear that a shvartza mind had nothing to do with the invention of any of it.

[MasterWolf1]

Well they are good at rioting and looting after a hurricane,, UMMHMM

[fjack]

They are the world's leader in criminality. They are the greatest welfare collectors, pimps, pushers and users. Can you name a better gang banger that a black? Car jacking and in home invasion, they are the best. Let us give credit where credit is due.

[bongoid]

 :(I would like to add that nobody  else has succeeded in bamboozling & intimidating the white man to the extent that that black man has.If you think me wrong then just review the past 50+ years of history.Between affirmative action, the cultural takeover of hip-hop over western civilisation, destroyed neighborhoods,Black crime etc.,If I would have told you in the early 1950's we would be in this predicament you would have said I was insane  !!
 This is truly their crowning achievement !

[ScotcH]

We've all been watching too much Coloured Television... A "Black GENIUS" is an oxymoron !
Ultimately all Baboons amount to the same thing in Anglo society or in ANY society...DEGENERATES !

Go back to your DO-DO Huts in afriKKKa...FAST

[newman]

Well they are good at rioting and looting after a hurricane,, UMMHMM

I think they invented pack rape......... but it's just a standard mating ritual to them.

[MasterWolf1]

They invented peeing in subway stations ummmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm hallalyah

[newman]

They invented peeing in subway stations ummmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm hallalyah

an we's gonna be poopin' in da subway 'coz we don' gotta be usin' no white-ass john   mmmmm Hmmmm

[MasterWolf1]

MMHMM Datz right.. Dat ol' honky invention the toilet mmmm mm no, dats a white invention we be using a hole in da ground like our cousins in da jungle mmhmm (Shaking head like you see them when they get their attitude going).  Dat other honky invention toilet paper why we need dat too mmhmm. No, our cousins in da jungle they be usin da leaves on da tree.  Hallalyuah from yours truely from the Mt. Schvartza Church. 

Rev. I.B. Oppressed.  MMMHMM

(choir sings: WHEN DA MCDONALD'S COME MARCHIN IN' WHEN MCDONALD'S BE MARCHING IN.  OH I RATHER BE WITH DAT BIG MAC WHEN MCDONALD'S BE MARCHIN IN)

HALLALUYAH.

[Mishmaat]

The blacks are brilliant people and highly advanced. Whites could never bring to the world West Nile Virus and AIDS.

[newman]

:(I would like to add that nobody  else has succeeded in bamboozling & intimidating the white man to the extent that that black man has.If you think me wrong then just review the past 50+ years of history.Between affirmative action, the cultural takeover of hip-hop over western civilisation, destroyed neighborhoods,Black crime etc.,If I would have told you in the early 1950's we would be in this predicament you would have said I was insane  !!
 This is truly their crowning achievement !

All the above is really the achievment of self-hating , guilt ridden, white, godless savage lovers.

[MasterWolf1]

The blacks are brilliant people and highly advanced. Whites could never bring to the world West Nile Virus and AIDS.

Well before the 3rd world invasions things like West Nile and AIDS were never even heard of in the United States.  They brought all their diseases and human beings are not immune to beast disease.

[fjack]

When I was a kid I remember my mom telling me before I went to bed 'don't let the bedbugs bite'. I always thought that this was funny. Well, in New York City there are bed bugs all over the place. I read in the papers that you can get them if you sit next to someone on the subway or bus who's house in infested with the bugs, they can jump from their winter coat to yours. Wow, do we really need more immigrants for turd world countries?

[cjd]

When I was a kid I remember my mom telling me before I went to bed 'don't let the bedbugs bite'. I always thought that this was funny. Well, in New York City there are bed bugs all over the place. I read in the papers that you can get them if you sit next to someone on the subway or bus who's house in infested with the bugs, they can jump from their winter coat to yours. Wow, do we really need more immigrants for turd world countries?

I was in earshot of two blacks the other day having a conversation. The one black guy said his girlfriend bought a mattress from a discount mattress place and the thing was full of bed bugs.  I laughed to myself when he said that he wanted no part of her until she got that situation resolved. In all seriousness I think what happens here is that some mattress companies cart off the old mattress but when they do they put it in the truck with other peoples new ones. This is a real problem because I have been told that bed bugs are almost impossible to eradicate  once they get established.

[newman]

When I was a kid I remember my mom telling me before I went to bed 'don't let the bedbugs bite'. I always thought that this was funny. Well, in New York City there are bed bugs all over the place. I read in the papers that you can get them if you sit next to someone on the subway or bus who's house in infested with the bugs, they can jump from their winter coat to yours. Wow, do we really need more immigrants for turd world countries?

I was in earshot of two blacks the other day having a conversation. The one black guy said his girlfriend bought a mattress from a discount mattress place and the thing was full of bed bugs.  I laughed to myself when he said that he wanted no part of her until she got that situation resolved. In all seriousness I think what happens here is that some mattress companies cart off the old mattress but when they do they put it in the truck with other peoples new ones. This is a real problem because I have been told that bed bugs are almost impossible to eradicate  once they get established.

Look on the bright side. At least their crabs will have company.

[bongoid]

MMHMM Datz right.. Dat ol' honky invention the toilet mmmm mm no, dats a white invention we be using a hole in da ground like our cousins in da jungle mmhmm (Shaking head like you see them when they get their attitude going).  Dat other honky invention toilet paper why we need dat too mmhmm. No, our cousins in da jungle they be usin da leaves on da tree.  Hallalyuah from yours truely from the Mt. Schvartza Church. 

Rev. I.B. Oppressed.  MMMHMM

(choir sings: WHEN DA MCDONALD'S COME MARCHIN IN' WHEN MCDONALD'S BE MARCHING IN.  OH I RATHER BE WITH DAT BIG MAC WHEN MCDONALD'S BE MARCHIN IN)

HALLALUYAH.

 & another "HO-yaylu-Yah"  from  "de He-Bro's"  at Black Isrealite congregation Beth Schvartza' !


                      Hon reverend rabbi  Moses Ben-izreel Mustafuh Mosely Muhammed-Jones

[MasterWolf1]

MMHMM,  Well here in Mt. Schvartza Church really appriciate all da help and support for our fine institution.  You know Creedmore is an institution as well. And for our next services we be passin around da collection plates made from very old hubcaps show your care by donatin' yo' foodstamps and donate to our very own statue.

Signed

Rev I.B. Oppressed.

Here be da statue.

[Imerica]

MMHMM,  Well here in Mt. Schvartza Church really appriciate all da help and support for our fine institution.  You know Creedmore is an institution as well. And for our next services we be passin around da collection plates made from very old hubcaps show your care by donatin' yo' foodstamps and donate to our very own statue.

Signed

Rev I.B. Oppressed.

Here be da statue.

You're sad.

[MasterWolf1]

And we be excepting cash or credit cards at this fine institution.  MMMHMMM

And we bes motivated by some of the finest in da community.  Where scamming suckas is a way of life. UMMM HMM!!

We have been motivated by some of our leaders! 

[Imerica]

And we be excepting cash or credit cards at this fine institution.  MMMHMMM

And we bes motivated by some of the finest in da community.  Where scamming suckas is a way of life. UMMM HMM!!

We have been motivated by some of our leaders! 

What causes this bs to exist? Why do you act this way? No black person, even when speaking in ebonics speaks the way you make fun of the dialect (made-up or not). If you want to get serious about this I will offer that there are things that you wish you knew how to do that some blacks do... i'm not speaking of the evil blacks but because you have nothing NICE to say about black people at all. I understand that you've met some shotty blacks in your life. I've probably met as many evil whites, Hispanics, or otherwise in mine but the difference between myself and you is that I don't go around blaming YOU or anyone else for what someone else of your persuasion has done to me.

[MasterWolf1]

I don't wish to riot after a hurricane, I don't wish to tell children of the communities to sell dope.  And I don't wish to have drive bys in my neighborhood.  And there are a lot more evil blacks besides those 2 riot starting filthy pigs.  And as far as ebonics goes listen to any rap they have disected the English language to pure jibberish for the uneducated.

[Imerica]

I don't wish to riot after a hurricane, I don't wish to tell children of the communities to sell dope.  And I don't wish to have drive bys in my neighborhood.  And there are a lot more evil blacks besides those 2 riot starting filthy pigs.  And as far as ebonics goes listen to any rap they have disected the English language to pure jibberish for the uneducated.

Neither do I *wish to riot aftre a hurricane, wish to tell children to sell dope, wish to have drive bys in my neighborhood or anything like that* I wish you would stop lumping every bad black person you've ever met or seen or heard of in  your life in the same box with those of us who hate everything YOU hate about the bad part of black culture. It really solves no problem.