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Offline The One and Only Mo

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World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« on: April 13, 2011, 12:14:34 PM »
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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 01:04:31 PM »
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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 02:11:27 PM »

Yah!
Thot tis so cuul!
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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2011, 05:18:57 PM »
Quote from: It's Just Mo on April 13, 2011, 12:14:34 PM
Famous NBA Rhodes Scholars
The History of Chasidic Tattoo Parlors
Arab Contributions to World Peace
Famous Palestinian Beauty Queens
What Men Know About Women
My Favorite Puerto Rican College Professors
Why I Love America by Michelle Obama

You forgot a few (These might offend a few here, including myself)

Famous Jewish Athletes (Got that from the movie Airplane)
Famous Black thinkers
Famous Asian Male Pornography stars
Famous straight white male dancers
The History of Palestine
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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2011, 07:28:43 PM »
Mikhail Baryzhnikov is a famous male straight ballet dancer.  Or he was, when he was younger.  The late Bob Fosse was a dancer turned famous Broadway choreographer.  He was also a womanizer, a heavy smoker, and a prescription drug addict.  The movie "All That Jazz" is the story of his life. 
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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2011, 08:31:11 PM »
Quote from: Lisa on April 13, 2011, 07:28:43 PM
Mikhail Baryzhnikov is a famous male straight ballet dancer.  Or he was, when he was younger.  The late Bob Fosse was a dancer turned famous Broadway choreographer.  He was also a womanizer, a heavy smoker, and a prescription drug addict.  The movie "All That Jazz" is the story of his life. 

You just wrote the 'Short Book' on "Famous Straight White Male Dancers"... You should copyright it...

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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2011, 09:25:59 PM »
Your Dad is DA MAN!
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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2011, 09:30:10 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on April 13, 2011, 08:31:11 PM
You just wrote the 'Short Book' on "Famous Straight White Male Dancers"... You should copyright it...



 :laugh:  I'm impressed.
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Re: World's Shortest Books --- very funny by my Dad.
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2011, 10:35:42 PM »
There's also Danish born Peter Martins who is the artistic director of the New York City Ballet.  He used to date fellow dancer  Heather Watts.  And he had a fling with Gelsey Kirkland.  He's now married to Darci Kistler, also of the NYC Ballet.
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