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Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« on: May 20, 2011, 03:48:55 AM »
Wouldn't it be nice if we found out that Obamas speech was a prank in order to get people to believe that bunk Judgement Day prophecy which is going around.

According to that prophecy the world will end tomorrow, on Shabbat...

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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 01:06:31 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on May 20, 2011, 03:48:55 AM
Wouldn't it be nice if we found out that Obamas speech was a prank in order to get people to believe that bunk Judgement Day prophecy which is going around.

According to that prophecy the world will end tomorrow, on Shabbat...



If anything, it will be known the day after.
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There are thunders and sparks in the skies, because Faraday invented the electricity.

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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 02:03:33 PM »

Ahhww dammmnnn! I have a doctor's appt tomorrow!

Oh well. I just hope it doesn't happen when I'm in the bathroom.
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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 02:07:35 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 20, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
Ahhww dammmnnn! I have a doctor's appt tomorrow!

Oh well. I just hope it doesn't happen when I'm in the bathroom.


Don't leave anything to tomorrow. Tomorrow never dies.
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There are thunders and sparks in the skies, because Faraday invented the electricity.

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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 03:55:48 PM »
The times are so near and we do not see any mehdi except ahmadinezad.
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There are thunders and sparks in the skies, because Faraday invented the electricity.

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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 08:24:05 PM »
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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 08:21:18 PM »
It's past 6pm everywhere.
Is everyone dead yet?
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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2011, 08:57:35 PM »
I'm still here... and I still have my clothes on
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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 03:46:58 PM »
Now bathrooms can be used.
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Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2011, 05:59:39 PM »
Quote from: syyuge on May 22, 2011, 03:46:58 PM
Now bathrooms can be used.

Much better.
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