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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2011, 09:35:22 AM »
Something else for you Southern Jews.

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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2011, 09:56:17 AM »
Check out this test it is funny:
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html

And then there is the advanced test:
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest_advanced.html

I found that on a random search about the differences between Northern folk and Southern folk.  It is quite interesting how language is so regional.

I honestly thought that I would score pretty evenly between the two.  Boy was I wrong.

56% Dixie. Barely in Dixie

and I have not never been to no Dixie.. yeeehaw!
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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2011, 10:01:55 AM »
56% Dixie. Barely in Dixie

and I have not never been to no Dixie.. yeeehaw!


and on the advanced test 100% dixie...yeeeehaw!
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2011, 03:46:33 PM »
Whoa!  100% on the advanced test.  I only scored 86%.
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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2011, 04:56:35 PM »
67% on the first test, but on the advanced test 49%

I blame tv for standardizing a lot of lingo between regions.

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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2011, 09:47:52 AM »
Yeah, I can't stand the fact that I can remember the cambells soup commercial jingle from when I was a kid.  What a waste of space and a distraction TV is.  The sages had no such distractions and look at what they were able to accomplish.  TV is a mind poisoner.
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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2011, 03:15:54 PM »
Yeah, I can't stand the fact that I can remember the cambells soup commercial jingle from when I was a kid.  What a waste of space and a distraction TV is.  The sages had no such distractions and look at what they were able to accomplish.  TV is a mind poisoner.

If someone is a really great mind, then I think they will rise to the top anyway. I do think a lot of what's on tv is total garbage but it's not bad in itself necessarily.

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« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2011, 03:33:05 PM »
Sorry, I don't have a great mind.  I am just a regular dude and I need all of the help I can get.  I am not saying TV isn't useful or entertaining, but it certainly provides quite a bit of distraction.  I wish I could fill up that space with other stuff.  That is all.
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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2011, 03:34:57 PM »
Yeah, I can't stand the fact that I can remember the cambells soup commercial jingle from when I was a kid.  What a waste of space and a distraction TV is.  The sages had no such distractions and look at what they were able to accomplish.  TV is a mind poisoner.

I threw out my TV almost seven years ago.... It is possible to live without it...

You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2011, 03:35:39 PM »
Sorry, I don't have a great mind.  I am just a regular dude and I need all of the help I can get.  I am not saying TV isn't useful or entertaining, but it certainly provides quite a bit of distraction.  I wish I could fill up that space with other stuff.  That is all.

Well we have 'teh interwebs' now. :)

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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »
33W%                      http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html
Thy destroyers and they that make thee waste shall go forth of thee.  Isaiah 49:17

 
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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2011, 04:25:02 PM »
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Re: This is for Southern Jews i.e. Jews born and raised as Southerners...
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2011, 03:57:10 PM »
Here is a little tune to liven up your day.  Yes, there are Jews south of Round Rock TX.  That would be Austin to y'all.

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Do any of the other Jews this side of the mason dixon line have any songs about where they are from?
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