Imerica: "...yes Jeffguy, I've witnessed white kids doing 'number 2' in the pool. When ANYONE does it its disgusting..."
I've never done "number 2" in a swimming pool! *
Whenever I feel like it, I always swim over to the step railing, climb up, and then do it on the edge of the pool, out of the water.
The last thing I'd want to do is take a dump in the pool with all those people swimming in it!
*of course, sometimes after a couple of cheeseburgers with lots of ketchup and mayonnaise, washed down with two or three tall glasses of buttermilk, I'll go to the high dive and practice doing "cannonballs" for an hour or so...I don't know why, but sometimes it upsets my stomach really bad...like some serious diahrea & really bad gas...when this happens, there's no time to get out of the pool, so I just pull my swimming trunks off so they won't get soiled, and then fill the pool with as much liquified bad meat products as I can; trying to keep as much of it as possible in the deep water section so I can get out of there before anyone catches on.