Author Topic: Help Chaim Find a Mate Idea! (Read 43715 times)

Lubab · « **Reply #50 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:58:19 PM »

Quote from: bullcat3 on June 25, 2007, 08:55:05 PM

Quote from: Chaim, Jr. on June 24, 2007, 09:36:46 PM
How about Randi Rhodes, Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar?
Are you trying to find Chaim a mate or kill him?
I don't know Randi Rhodes but 10 minutes with Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar and he'll want to kill himself.
I know I would.

Yes. Same thing would apply to Randi Rhodes.

In the history of bad ideas, these are three of them.

Joe Schmo · « **Reply #51 on:** June 25, 2007, 09:19:51 PM »

Quote from: bullcat3 on June 25, 2007, 08:55:05 PM

Quote from: Chaim, Jr. on June 24, 2007, 09:36:46 PM
How about Randi Rhodes, Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar?
Are you trying to find Chaim a mate or kill him?
I don't know Randi Rhodes but 10 minutes with Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar and he'll want to kill himself.
I know I would.

Shoshana · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:01:07 AM »

Good luck! I wouldn't think it would be hard to find a suitable wife for him. He's not too shabby looking and is just brillant.

Ari · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2007, 06:22:14 PM »

Funny post bullcat.

RationalThought110 · « **Reply #54 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:05:29 AM »

Quote from: takebackourtemple on June 24, 2007, 07:23:10 PM

I gave them what they want. Tall, blond, athletic, an attorney, high income. Some women don't care about the profile as long as they like the picture.

Is the profile supposed to be for Chaim and the purpose is to see if anyone will respond?

newman · « **Reply #55 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:09:49 AM »

What Chaim needs is a really fiesty, right wing, trouble-making "settler" type like Malkah Fleisher. I wonder if she has a big sister.

Chaim, Jr. · « **Reply #56 on:** July 07, 2007, 08:43:17 PM »

Lynn Samuels or Randi Rhodes?
Oy Vey!

nessuno · « **Reply #57 on:** July 07, 2007, 10:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Chaim, Jr. on July 07, 2007, 08:43:17 PM

Lynn Samuels or Randi Rhodes?
Oy Vey!

You better get the rubber room ready for Chaim!
Ten minutes in the presence of Lynn Samuels or Randi Rhodes - he will need a straightjacket and sedation.
I think Lubab will back me up on this.
Are you their matchmaker?

RationalThought110 · « **Reply #58 on:** July 08, 2007, 03:10:08 AM »

Quote from: bullcat3 on June 25, 2007, 08:55:05 PM

Quote from: Chaim, Jr. on June 24, 2007, 09:36:46 PM
How about Randi Rhodes, Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar?
Are you trying to find Chaim a mate or kill him?
I don't know Randi Rhodes but 10 minutes with Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar and he'll want to kill himself.
I know I would.

Joy Behar, a progressive-liberal divorcee, is living with a Jew named Steve. He must be crazy to want to live with her. He probably thinks George Soros is just someone who does "philanthropy".

tony6d2 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 08, 2007, 08:10:37 AM »

Quote from: newman on June 29, 2007, 07:09:49 AM

What Chaim needs is a really fiesty, right wing, trouble-making "settler" type like Malkah Fleisher. I wonder if she has a big sister.

I believe you are right. I agree.

newman · « **Reply #60 on:** July 08, 2007, 08:33:50 AM »

Quote from: Tony6D2 (Veritás, Aéquitás, Et Aúrelius Maximus) on July 08, 2007, 08:10:37 AM

Quote from: newman on June 29, 2007, 07:09:49 AM
What Chaim needs is a really fiesty, right wing, trouble-making "settler" type like Malkah Fleisher. I wonder if she has a big sister.

I believe you are right. I agree.

It would be worth converting and taking on 613 laws just to marry one of those settler babes. They're full-on true believers and can use an uzi to boot.

Chaim, Jr. · « **Reply #61 on:** July 08, 2007, 08:18:34 PM »

Lainie Kazan, Bess Myerson, Sukhreet Gabel, Phyllis Newman, Harvey Fierstein

nessuno · « **Reply #62 on:** July 08, 2007, 08:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Chaim, Jr. on July 08, 2007, 08:18:34 PM

Lainie Kazan, Bess Myerson, Sukhreet Gabel, Phyllis Newman, Harvey Fierstein

Aren't some of these people dead?

Harvey Fierstein...well...no his voice is too deep.

newman · « **Reply #63 on:** July 09, 2007, 03:50:04 AM »

Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on July 09, 2007, 03:45:52 AM

Quote from: RationalThought110 on July 08, 2007, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: bullcat3 on June 25, 2007, 08:55:05 PM
Quote from: Chaim, Jr. on June 24, 2007, 09:36:46 PM
How about Randi Rhodes, Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar?
Are you trying to find Chaim a mate or kill him?
I don't know Randi Rhodes but 10 minutes with Lynn Samuels or Joy Behar and he'll want to kill himself.
I know I would.

Joy Behar, a progressive-liberal divorcee, is living with a Jew named Steve. He must be crazy to want to live with her. He probably thinks George Soros is just someone who does "philanthropy".

A woman should not live with a man she is not married to.

For noachides there is no official marriage in strict Sheva Mitzvot. If a man lives with a woman as married they are considered married.

newman · « **Reply #64 on:** July 09, 2007, 03:57:05 AM »

Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on July 09, 2007, 03:52:08 AM

But Rabbi Chaim Richman of The Temple Institute and The Sanhedrin performs Noahide marriages in The Bible Belt when he comes to The United States.

Noachides CAN get married officially but it's desireable.....not strictly required. It's an extra Jewish mitzvot we can take on for extra blessings. Like (oddly) honouring our parents.

igor · « **Reply #65 on:** July 11, 2007, 12:00:11 AM »

i think chaim is a closeted homosexual - his behaviour is TYPICAL
no offense

p.s.
i thought I was conservative and narrow-minded, but you people here make me feel like an anarchist

newman · « **Reply #66 on:** July 11, 2007, 12:13:37 AM »

Quote from: igor on July 11, 2007, 12:00:11 AM

i think chaim is a closeted homosexual - his behaviour is TYPICAL
no offense

p.s.
i thought I was conservative and narrow-minded, but you people here make me feel like an anarchist

Take your filthy lies and go to hell. Chaim does more for western civilisation in his sleep than you'll ever do in your whole wretched life.....
which will be short (G_d willing)

newman · « **Reply #67 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:01:11 AM »

Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on July 11, 2007, 12:49:07 AM

The self-declared atheist has been banned. See his other posts. He is not a new user.

Thankyou, Yacov

RationalThought110 · « **Reply #68 on:** July 15, 2007, 08:36:13 AM »

Quote from: Chaim, Jr. on July 08, 2007, 08:18:34 PM

Lainie Kazan, Bess Myerson, Sukhreet Gabel, Phyllis Newman, Harvey Fierstein

Why do you post ridiculous suggestions?

RationalThought110 · « **Reply #69 on:** July 15, 2007, 08:40:52 AM »

Quote from: newman on July 09, 2007, 03:57:05 AM

Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on July 09, 2007, 03:52:08 AM
But Rabbi Chaim Richman of The Temple Institute and The Sanhedrin performs Noahide marriages in The Bible Belt when he comes to The United States.

Noachides CAN get married officially but it's desireable.....not strictly required. It's an extra Jewish mitzvot we can take on for extra blessings. Like (oddly) honouring our parents.

What do you mean by getting married officially? Are most marriages not official?

newman · « **Reply #70 on:** July 15, 2007, 08:46:44 AM »

Quote from: RationalThought110 on July 15, 2007, 08:40:52 AM

Quote from: newman on July 09, 2007, 03:57:05 AM
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on July 09, 2007, 03:52:08 AM
But Rabbi Chaim Richman of The Temple Institute and The Sanhedrin performs Noahide marriages in The Bible Belt when he comes to The United States.

Noachides CAN get married officially but it's desireable.....not strictly required. It's an extra Jewish mitzvot we can take on for extra blessings. Like (oddly) honouring our parents.

What do you mean by getting married officially? Are most marriages not official?

I mean that strictly speaking there is no requirement for a marriage service under the sheva mitzvot. If a noachide gentile lives with a woman as husband and wife they are considered married. Many noachides, however have a rabbi perform a marriage service to make it 'official'.

Lubab · « **Reply #71 on:** August 12, 2007, 09:23:14 PM »

Quote from: newman on July 15, 2007, 08:46:44 AM

Quote from: RationalThought110 on July 15, 2007, 08:40:52 AM
Quote from: newman on July 09, 2007, 03:57:05 AM
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on July 09, 2007, 03:52:08 AM
But Rabbi Chaim Richman of The Temple Institute and The Sanhedrin performs Noahide marriages in The Bible Belt when he comes to The United States.

Noachides CAN get married officially but it's desireable.....not strictly required. It's an extra Jewish mitzvot we can take on for extra blessings. Like (oddly) honouring our parents.

What do you mean by getting married officially? Are most marriages not official?

I mean that strictly speaking there is no requirement for a marriage service under the sheva mitzvot. If a noachide gentile lives with a woman as husband and wife they are considered married. Many noachides, however have a rabbi perform a marriage service to make it 'official'.

Noahides are allowed to have girlfriends and live with them before they are ready to settle down with someone, and they should make it clear that they are NOT married.

This way you avoid the very strict rules about adultery.

Dan · « **Reply #72 on:** August 12, 2007, 11:29:40 PM »

We have many pretty young women on the forum now... I'm sure there are many more on the Jewish JTF as well.
I think it's time that Chaim makes his move, and focuses a bit more on this important issue. Let's incourage him to be more active!!!

raiseyourfist · « **Reply #73 on:** August 16, 2007, 02:24:37 AM »

Well Chaim is 50 but i think that age shouldn't matter a great deal...

After all Chaim is trying to get into Israel and needs to find someone to help him do this

raiseyourfist · « **Reply #74 on:** August 16, 2007, 02:25:49 AM »

We definitely need to influence more women to JTF for this to be easier though

Author Topic: Help Chaim Find a Mate Idea! (Read 43715 times)

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