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Offline Dan Ben Noah

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Shalom
« on: January 21, 2012, 09:55:44 AM »
Shalom
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Jeremiah 16:19 O Lord, Who are my power and my strength and my refuge in the day of trouble, to You nations will come from the ends of the earth and say, "Only lies have our fathers handed down to us, emptiness in which there is nothing of any avail!

Zechariah 8:23 So said the Lord of Hosts: In those days, when ten men of all the languages of the nations shall take hold of the skirt of a Jewish man, saying, "Let us go with you, for we have heard that God is with you."

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Re: Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 12:21:41 PM »
This is good news. Chuck Norris is quite popular with youngsters these days.
I remember enjoying his films when I was younger.

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Re: Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2012, 02:17:39 PM »
Chuck is already back in the states after blowing up those Iranian scientists??  Good for Chuck!!!

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Re: Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2012, 12:42:15 AM »
As soon as Chuck showed himself to be conservative, he disappeared from film.
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Re: Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2012, 12:51:00 AM »
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

If Chuck Norris can't do it.... nobody else can.

All insurance agreements come with a hidden clause. 'Will not pay out if attacked by Chuck Norris'. That includes buildings, ships, satellites.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris can speak 20 languages, with only his fists. His feet can speak 40.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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« Last Edit: January 22, 2012, 12:58:08 AM by muman613 »
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2012, 01:57:11 AM »
There is an error on this thread.

The title is suppose to be:

Newt Gingrich endorses Chuck Norris

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Re: Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2012, 09:27:40 AM »
Chuck Norris himself should have been the winning candidate. Kiyyaaaehhhhh
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