Author Topic: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm! (Read 1071 times)

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **on:** January 24, 2012, 07:37:39 AM »

Man oh man oh man! First the anniversary of the great Doctor (Lucifer King) and now a whole month to worship the negro with! The all-you-can-eat negro smorgasbord never ends!

Axl Rose

Rubystars · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2012, 07:56:51 AM »

Other: Celebrating the amazing innovations African Americans have brought to the USA, such as . C.D. Murray, founder of Murray's Superior Hair Products, maker of Murray's Pomade.

Deer Man 420 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:59:29 AM »

Dont forget the guy who chewed up a handful of peanuts and wouldnt you thunk it invention of the peanut butter

nopeaceforland · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:12:11 AM »

I was going to have me some intercourses wit da females and leaves before da kids is born mmmmmhmmmmm!!!

Rubystars · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:13:17 AM »

This is a funny clip from the 1988 comedy "coming to America", watch it quick before SOPA gets passed or anti-piracy busybodies flag it for copyright violation:

Zelhar · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2012, 11:35:14 AM »

I suggest eating Aunt Jemmima's and Uncle Ben's all month long.

briann · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Zelhar on January 24, 2012, 11:35:14 AM

I suggest eating Aunt Jemmima's and Uncle Ben's all month long.

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2012, 04:29:36 PM »

Quote from: Dan Ben Noah on January 24, 2012, 04:25:20 PM

Shvartza history month has snuck up on us and is about to put a bag over our heads and steal our wallets.

It ain't snuck up on me!

angryChineseKahanist · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:05:59 PM »

I'll be eating chitlins and smoking crack with money I plan to steal from little old ladies.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:11:03 PM »

Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on January 24, 2012, 09:05:59 PM

I'll be eating chitlins and smoking crack with money I plan to steal from little old ladies.

Please provide photos--I'd love to see that!

Dan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:21:46 PM »

I be shootin hoopz!

Rubystars · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:39:12 PM »

Quote from: Dan on January 24, 2012, 09:21:46 PM

I be shootin hoopz!

That reminds me of the white kid I knew who broke his arm trying to copy Michael Jordan doing a slam dunk. He jammed his arm through the hoop, but before he could pull it back out again, he was falling down, and his arm was snapped.

Which just goes to show, people should have role models from their own culture.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:54:19 PM »

Me be gettin it on wif mah gurl Luwanda! I is gunna axe you one 'mo time, yo, am I da daddy or wut?

Mishmaat · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2012, 11:09:01 PM »

Dear God! It's a leap year too so there's 29 days of this crap!

Zelhar · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2012, 05:00:34 AM »

Quote from: Rubystars on January 24, 2012, 09:39:12 PM

That reminds me of the white kid I knew who broke his arm trying to copy Michael Jordan doing a slam dunk. He jammed his arm through the hoop, but before he could pull it back out again, he was falling down, and his arm was snapped.

Which just goes to show, people should have role models from their own culture.

Not fair, Michael Jordan could do things nobody else can replicate, certainly not some amateur kid.

angryChineseKahanist · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2012, 07:13:45 AM »

Quote from: Rubystars on January 24, 2012, 09:13:17 AM

This is a funny clip from the 1988 comedy "coming to America", watch it quick before SOPA gets passed or anti-piracy busybodies flag it for copyright violation:

I want some of that soul glo

Rubystars · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2012, 07:44:53 AM »

Quote from: Zelhar on January 25, 2012, 05:00:34 AM

Not fair, Michael Jordan could do things nobody else can replicate, certainly not some amateur kid.

Every boy who played basketball at all was trying to replicate him. It's true that he had a lot of talent though.

Rubystars · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2012, 11:27:56 AM »

I found another great cultural contribution of African Americans. "Twerkin"

(Warning, immodest video, may lose lunch if you view it)

Lisa · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2012, 11:51:05 AM »

Or how about the rapper "Shithead," which is pronounced "sha-teed." Warning, some graphic lyrics.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H2hD-FtghVY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rubystars · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2012, 12:16:29 PM »

Quote from: Lisa on January 27, 2012, 11:51:05 AM

Or how about the rapper "Shithead," which is pronounced "sha-teed." Warning, some graphic lyrics.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H2hD-FtghVY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That was funny

Lisa · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2012, 12:17:20 PM »

Why is it that I never directly post zootube videos here? What am I doing wrong?

Rubystars · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2012, 12:19:12 PM »

I think you just copy and paste the URL of the video and it should work without trying to put the iframe around it

Here's your video:

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Author Topic: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm! (Read 1071 times)