A Tory MP has sparked outrage by claiming that legalizing gay marriage would open the door to
allowing muslim to have four wives.To head off a tory revolt the cabbage patch doll running the country is likely to allow a free commons vote.

Julian Brazier lashed out as ministers launched a twelve week consultation to discover how not wether gay marriage will happen.
Ministers in consultation.

I thought muslims were already exempt from polygamy laws, but whatever, I don't want any doors being opened.
Keep them doors shut.