Rabbis usually start or end with a joke... So here is an appropriate joke..
From
http://www.torchweb.org/torah_detail.php?id=131I would like to conclude with a humorous - and true - story I heard recently that took place over 65 years ago during the famous Rabbis’ March on Washington toward the end of World War Two:
The Rabbis' March was a protest for American and allied action to stop the destruction of European Jewry. It took place in Washington, D.C. on October 6, 1943, three days before Yom Kippur. It was organized by Hillel Kook, nephew of the chief rabbi of mandatory Palestine, and involved more than 400 rabbis, mostly from New York and cities throughout the eastern United States. (My late grandfather, Rabbi Joseph Mordechai Baumol ZT”L, was one of the prominent Rabbis in the group.) [To learn more about the Rabbis’ March on Washington and its impact in saving tens of thousands of Jewish lives during the Holocaust, see:
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/march.html]
At one point during the march, as the rabbis were standing in a lineup, waiting to meet with Eleanor Roosevelt, it occurred to the first rabbi in line that the First Lady would undoubtedly extend her hand in greeting, and that he needed to decide his course of action. As she held out her hand to shake his, the rabbi said, “I am sorry, Mrs. Roosevelt, but my religion forbids me from shaking hands with a woman to whom I am not married”. To which the First Lady responded, “I only wish my husband had that religion!”