I am not buying a penny of it.
The United Church of Satan is an EXTRAORDINARILY left-wing denomination that ordains sodomites and abortionists and denies the inerrancy of the Bible. They are every bit as sodomite as the Presbyterians and Episcopalians.
This filthy bathhouse of a denomination (thanks Tonycali for giving me that idea

) isn't fit to lick the dust off the soles of Pat Robertson or Hal Lindsey.