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Offline Dan Ben Noah

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Shalom
« on: October 09, 2012, 12:12:52 PM »
Shalom
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Jeremiah 16:19 O Lord, Who are my power and my strength and my refuge in the day of trouble, to You nations will come from the ends of the earth and say, "Only lies have our fathers handed down to us, emptiness in which there is nothing of any avail!

Zechariah 8:23 So said the Lord of Hosts: In those days, when ten men of all the languages of the nations shall take hold of the skirt of a Jewish man, saying, "Let us go with you, for we have heard that God is with you."

Offline Rubystars

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Re: Slackers for Obama
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 01:30:53 PM »
If they're true slackers they won't show up, or they'll forget marching and just lie around on the ground, right?

I think this is a great parody/joke by the way. I especially like the part about free scrunchies.  :::D
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Offline Israel Chai

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Re: Slackers for Obama
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 05:34:33 PM »
Crack heads for Obama. Health care costs are too high, even for them.
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Offline syyuge

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Re: Slackers for Obama
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 05:49:23 PM »
The renewed communist manifesto.
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Offline Israel Chai

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Re: Slackers for Obama
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 06:04:51 PM »
Big Bird for Obama

Obama becomes a wall street occupier, and admits he wants wall street and the stock exchange gone, simultaneously focusing his campaign's energy on saving "big bird" from big bad Romney.

Sesame street actually opposed the ads.
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Offline Israel Chai

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Re: Slackers for Obama
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 10:59:55 PM »
If big bird is the one thing on T.V. that won't endorse BHO and Bobo the circus freaks, maybe big bird really does endorse Romney. And to turn down an endorsement for Obama? Chris Matthews would die a thousand slow deaths first!
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