It's December 26.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I just realized. You know what that means. Someone's going to open a thread on it eventually.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

Or should I have said "It be December 26."?

[muman613]

Wasn't that supposed to be the 21st? Stupid Mayans and their made up days.

Wasn't it the 23rd?

[Binyamin Yisrael]

No, I meant black made up days. It's even more made up than Mayan days. At least Mayans were a civilization. Blacks just make up holidays that aren't even African although they claim it's African.

You know what's ironic though? Swahili, the black nationalist language of Kwanzaa is really based on Arabic, after Arab Muslims conquered what's now Kenya and started taking the first black slaves under Islam. Words like Imani (Faith) and Sab'a (Seven) should be familiar to Hebrew speakers since the Hebrew words are Emuna and Sheva (See the relation?). Even their real East African heritage was given them by non-blacks. Remember Osama Bin-Laden became famous when he bombed the US Embassy to Kenya in Nairobi. He said he wanted to take back Muslim lands. He meant the people that oppressed the local blacks about a thousand years ago. Zanzibar is similar too.

[muman613]

21+26=47/2=23.5 You're right! Darn thing keeps ending.

[Rubystars]

I just realized. You know what that means. Someone's going to open a thread on it eventually.

So are you going to be celebrating with fried chicken and watermelon and some malt liquor?

[angryChineseKahanist]

happy kwanzzzzzaaa!
ok folks, who was murdered on this day?
one at a time please.
oh, wait, that's a loaded question. there are 80000000 answers for that one.

[Meerkat]

No, I meant black made up days. It's even more made up than Mayan days. At least Mayans were a civilization. Blacks just make up holidays that aren't even African although they claim it's African.

You know what's ironic though? Swahili, the black nationalist language of Kwanzaa is really based on Arabic, after Arab Muslims conquered what's now Kenya and started taking the first black slaves under Islam. Words like Imani (Faith) and Sab'a (Seven) should be familiar to Hebrew speakers since the Hebrew words are Emuna and Sheva (See the relation?). Even their real East African heritage was given them by non-blacks. Remember Osama Bin-Laden became famous when he bombed the US Embassy to Kenya in Nairobi. He said he wanted to take back Muslim lands. He meant the people that oppressed the local blacks about a thousand years ago. Zanzibar is similar too.

East Africa started sucking up to the Arabs (with some city states converting to Islam) for trade favours. they didn't get conquered until much later.

[briann]

well.. I slept in on Kwanzaaaaa... as is the tradition... now Im going to the corner liquor store.

[angryChineseKahanist]

well.. I slept in on Kwanzaaaaa... as is the tradition... now Im going to the corner liquor store.

to steal liquor of course. You wouldn't pay for stuff on k day would you?

[Rubystars]

to steal liquor of course. You wouldn't pay for stuff on k day would you?

Naw dawg, you stand outside the likka sto' and say "Hey mayne, gibs muh 25 cents... can't ya spare a quatah?"

Or if it looks like a really gullible person "Hey my kah ran out of gas and my keeids need to get to the hops spittle. Could you hep me get some gas money?"

[HiWarp]

Naw dawg, you stand outside the likka sto' and say "Hey mayne, gibs muh 25 cents... can't ya spare a quatah?"

Or if it looks like a really gullible person "Hey my kah ran out of gas and my keeids need to get to the hops spittle. Could you hep me get some gas money?"

Hops spittle!   

That's precious.

[angryChineseKahanist]

Naw dawg, you stand outside the likka sto' and say "Hey mayne, gibs muh 25 cents... can't ya spare a quatah?"

Or if it looks like a really gullible person "Hey my kah ran out of gas and my keeids need to get to the hops spittle. Could you hep me get some gas money?"

or gibs me $1 that you owe me

[Rubystars]

Hops spittle!   

That's precious.

Thanks. Unfortunately it comes from hearing too much negrobabble. I swear they've pronounced it like that before.

[Dr. Dan]

Get the kinara out and celebrate "diversity"