How to deal with the police

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Guide by Ploni Ben Almoni

Tear gas - Vinegar destroys it. Cove your face with a vinegar-smeared clothing, including your nose.

Ultimate womens weapon - Pepper Spray - Milk destroys it (Casein is a detergent of Caspaicin).

You can become immune to both by touching the seeds of hot peppers and smearing it on your eyes everyday for a couple of weeks.

Horses - two guys streching a thin iron rope can do beautiful things. Do it only when they're riding towards you.

Screech - Normal earplugs

Water Cannon - Too slow to do actual damage, unless you're that slow. If so, do your nation a favor and dont come to uprisings. And if its not clear enough, dont bring Tefillin and other holy items.

Iron clubs - he who fights (molotov cocktails and and rocks) would have no problems. He who stands there like a beauty pegeant and "protests moderately" wont have a single bone when he gets home from hospital in a couple of months (look at the peaceful protestors of Amona).

But how could we forget the most useful tool the police has? Rabbis and right wing politicians. They can be destroyed by simply burning every blue and white piece of textile that you have.