Muslim Joke I saw on facebook

[Rubystars]

"I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no oncoming traffic. A carload of bearded, loud, young Muslims shouting anti-American slogans with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a 'Remember 9-11' slogan spray-painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly, they yelled 'Praise Allah!' and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18 wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself 'Man that could've been me!'

So today, bright and early, I went and got a job as a truck driver."

[The Noachide]

Trucker inspiration. XD

[Debbie Shafer]

O thanks, this is really funny!   Best laugh I had today.

[Israel Chai]

A women dressed as a beekeeper told my wife that her clothing offended her. She told the ninja that her clothing offended her, and she would say it to her face if she could see it.

[syyuge]

"I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no oncoming traffic. A carload of bearded, loud, young Muslims shouting anti-American slogans with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a 'Remember 9-11' slogan spray-painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly, they yelled 'Praise Allah!' and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18 wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself 'Man that could've been me!'

So today, bright and early, I went and got a job as a truck driver."

 

[syyuge]

A women dressed as a beekeeper told my wife that her clothing offended her. She told the ninja that her clothing offended her, and she would say it to her face if she could see it.

 

[angryChineseKahanist]

awww danm it was only a joke?
 

[Rubystars]

A women dressed as a beekeeper told my wife that her clothing offended her. She told the ninja that her clothing offended her, and she would say it to her face if she could see it.

Funny