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Offline Dr. Dan

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i can't wait to hear chaim!
« on: July 22, 2007, 10:12:00 PM »
i've got ants in my pants...and they aren't the kosher kind...wait, ants are kosher anyway. :laugh:
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Re: i can't wait to hear chaim!
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 10:45:20 PM »
ants are kosher  ???
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Re: i can't wait to hear chaim!
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 12:08:40 AM »
Definitly NOT
The Academy of Elijah taught, whoever studies the laws (of the Torah) every day, (he) is guaranteed to have a share in the World to Come.

‏119:139 צִמְּתַתְנִי קִנְאָתִי כִּישָׁכְחוּ דְבָרֶיךָ צָרָי
My zeal incenses me, for my adversaries have forgotten Your words.
‏119:141 צָעִיר אָנֹכִי וְנִבְזֶה פִּקֻּדֶיךָ, לֹא שָׁכָחְתִּי.
 I am young and despised; I have not forgotten Your precepts.

" A fool does not realize, and an unwise person does not understand this (i.e. the following:) When the wicked bloom like grass, and the evildoers blossom (i.e. when they seem extremly successful), it is to destroy them forever (i.e. they are rewarded for their few good deeds in this World, and they will have no portion in the World to Come!)

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Re: i can't wait to hear chaim!
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 12:38:56 AM »
Isn't there a type of locust that the yemenite Jews ate that IS considered kosher?

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Re: i can't wait to hear chaim!
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 01:08:08 AM »
Isn't there a type of locust that the yemenite Jews ate that IS considered kosher?

Yes.

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