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Offline Lubab

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Funniest Thing in Last Weeks Ask JTF
« on: July 28, 2007, 09:52:35 PM »
Chaim's definition of slam-dunks in NBA Basketball:


"These giraffes are so big they don't even have to throw the ball anymore...they just put it in".

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Re: Funniest Thing in Last Weeks Ask JTF
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2007, 10:01:39 PM »
I liked his Take Back America show some months ago where he related his experience sitting next to an arab on the bus.......

" Boy, did he stink! They all stink like that. What a farshtunken people! Is there something in the muslim-nazi koran against bathing? Why don't you people bath in the oil? It smells better than you do!"

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Re: Funniest Thing in Last Weeks Ask JTF
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2007, 10:30:23 PM »
I liked his Take Back America show some months ago where he related his experience sitting next to an arab on the bus.......

" Boy, did he stink! They all stink like that. What a farshtunken people! Is there something in the muslim-nazi koran against bathing? Why don't you people bath in the oil? It smells better than you do!"

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Re: Funniest Thing in Last Weeks Ask JTF
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2007, 11:34:08 PM »
I laugh every time Chaim says "What a farshtunken people!"
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