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Offline mord

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G-d hates shrimp
« on: July 31, 2007, 03:56:19 PM »
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2007, 04:52:12 PM »
Funny, I don't know how you find some of this stuff mord.   :laugh:
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 05:13:06 PM »
lol i look :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2007, 05:29:49 PM »
This is my favorite line in the website:

They were saying that if you want go by Leviticus-you better be ready to follow all the laws. Then they said:

"This includes not only the injunction against shellfish and mussels and such, but also against wearing fabrics made of blended fibers, cutting or shaving your beard, sowing mixed seed in a field, and a slew of other things nobody but Orthodox Jews take seriously anymore."

(bold mine)

They're right. It is an abomination to eat shrimp. But only for Jews. Not for gentiles. Homosexuality is a violation for both Jew and gentile.
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 06:20:52 PM »
Kwell Lotion was invented because G-d also hates crabs!  :-*
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 06:33:36 PM »
Speaking of shrimp.....
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2007, 09:41:03 PM »
I admire the fact that some Christians want to practice Judaism much like the early Christians did before Christianity ever came to exist.  However, if this is going to be the trend for Christians, Jews better catch up on understanding Torah and Talmud so that these Christians, if they decide to follow the mitzvot, do it properly.








Quote from: lubab on July 31, 2007, 05:29:49 PM
This is my favorite line in the website:

They were saying that if you want go by Leviticus-you better be ready to follow all the laws. Then they said:

"This includes not only the injunction against shellfish and mussels and such, but also against wearing fabrics made of blended fibers, cutting or shaving your beard, sowing mixed seed in a field, and a slew of other things nobody but Orthodox Jews take seriously anymore."

(bold mine)

They're right. It is an abomination to eat shrimp. But only for Jews. Not for gentiles. Homosexuality is a violation for both Jew and gentile.
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 10:23:53 PM »
dannycookie57,

I agree. I have to admit we christians are somewhat ignorant of Talmudic law. We try our best to understand the Torah but many of its subtleties escape us. And unfortunately not all Jews care enough to teach us or know all 613 mitzvot themselves. But we have great appreciation for it nonetheless.

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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 10:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Cyrizian on July 31, 2007, 10:23:53 PM
dannycookie57,

I agree. I have to admit we christians are somewhat ignorant of Talmudic law. We try our best to understand the Torah but many of its subtleties escape us. And unfortunately not all Jews care enough to teach us or know all 613 mitzvot themselves. But we have great appreciation for it nonetheless.

Cyrizian

High five...you are the type of Christians, Jews like us, love.  At the time of the messiah, we will both appreciate whomever it is and care for one another like brothers should.
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 11:06:52 PM »
I stopped eating pork when I found out the reason why Jews don't eat pork.. and pork was my favorite meat! And I've always hated shellfish.. so that's double kosher for me haha :D
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 11:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Vito on July 31, 2007, 11:06:52 PM
I stopped eating pork when I found out the reason why Jews don't eat pork.. and pork was my favorite meat! And I've always hated shellfish.. so that's double kosher for me haha :D

Now try going for Kosher meat only and waiting several hours before you have dairy...hey..even using separate plates and silverwear for dairy and meat...

oh and meat includes poultry but not fish.
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2007, 11:14:59 PM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on July 31, 2007, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Vito on July 31, 2007, 11:06:52 PM
I stopped eating pork when I found out the reason why Jews don't eat pork.. and pork was my favorite meat! And I've always hated shellfish.. so that's double kosher for me haha :D

Now try going for Kosher meat only and waiting several hours before you have dairy...hey..even using separate plates and silverwear for dairy and meat...

oh and meat includes poultry but not fish.

Uff, one day at a time Dan... I need my chocolate desert and/or cannolis after a meal, no matter what I eat lol
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2007, 11:44:59 PM »
I think of things like shrimp and lobster as the same as eating insects; lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea.
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2007, 12:31:29 AM »
Haha I love shrimp.  ;)

And I love pork too. I fry pretty much everything in bacon grease.

I guess we all know who ain't going to Paradise when he dies!  ;D :laugh:
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2007, 12:52:05 AM »
I live in the seafood capital of the world! The Sydney rock oyster alone prevents conversions down here. ;)
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Re: G-d hates shrimp
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2007, 11:26:03 AM »
Quote from: C.F. on August 01, 2007, 12:31:29 AM
Haha I love shrimp.  ;)

And I love pork too. I fry pretty much everything in bacon grease.

I guess we all know who ain't going to Paradise when he dies!  ;D :laugh:

well, CF, if you're not Jewish the only harm you are doing is to your body eating yucky greasy foods...if it continues through old age, you might the run a good chance of hell in your old age, Gd forbid.

If you are Jewish and you are eating this kind of stuff...well, i'm not one to judge what paradise or hell is after death.
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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2007, 05:02:26 PM »
Message to ALL non-Jews:

Eat as much pork and shellfish as you can in this life. There'll be NONE available in the next.  ;)
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